hocum

A ho's cum. Could also mean a chick's cum, but only if she's a dirty ho.

Shit! There's hocum all over my sheets!

by Laurie November 27, 2002

Hockey World Cup Final 2011

One of the most ledgendary hockey games ever in the history of World Cup hockey ever (15 May 2011). At least according to us, the Finns, who kicked Sweden's ass, 6-1. Siriusly, it was LEDGENDARY.

The first victory for Finland in 16 years, the previous one being from Sweden in Sweden in May 1995, you can bet your ass that this was celebrated like no other. Anywhere you went, you could hear shouts of Den glider in and Ihanaa, Leijonat, ihanaa; the centre of Helsinki was full of people in various stages of drunkeness, singing, dancing, yelling and hugging complete strangers. Today, 16 May 2011, the entire nation is experiecing a colloquial hangover, even those who didn't drink anything last night, because those who did kept up everyone else. Today is the day when no one really cares if you're not 100% on top of your game, because no one else is either. Today, we celebrate. SIX FUCKING ONE, SUCKERS.

Finn 1: Did you watch the Hockey World Cup Final 2011?
Finn 2: Yeah, it was a total bloodbath!
Finn 3: YEAH, IHANAA, LEIJONAT, IHANAA!
Finn 2: DEN GLIDER IN!
All: SIX FUCKING ONE, SUCKERS!

by amy luu collis June 9, 2011

hockey glove

A term used to describe the pungent smell of a musty vagina

"Damn...when I pulled her panties off; the stank hit me like an old hockey glove"

by canadien bacon October 9, 2003

field hockey

Some sport no one really knows about! girls run around in skirts trying to not get caught with their fouls! so much fun! Lets you feel free, especially when you hit the ball for a hard shot to the goal!

Tegan's bomb at field hockey!

by this is just my sport April 2, 2004

hocico

a person of hispanic descent that dresses as a goth or rivet.

...sure are alot of hocico\'s out tonight...

by DoktorWho April 26, 2005

hochunk

a fat hooker

the hochunk wanted to charge me 50 dollars!

by bobert July 10, 2003

Hocky Penis

Penis that is found in it's natural habitat, the ice rink. Many female hockey players and fans dwell over this species of penis in hopes they may see it. Most hockey penis is outdated though, meaning its old and wrinkly.

Look at that hockey penis, too bad it's steve's.

by GuessWho October 13, 2003