Hobo Johnson

When you have sex in public with a homeless person and leave them some change for them afterwards.

I just performed a hobo Johnson with that homeless man over there.

by Naplessaddict June 24, 2019

Park Hobo Mongrel

An unpapered dog given to someone by a stranger, usually in a park, in order for the stranger to rid herself of the unwanted canine. It is usually done in such a manner that the person acquiring the cur does not have adequate time to assess the gravity of the mistake that is about to be made.

Ron's ex-wife was able to force upon him the park hobo mongrels that they had acquired together during their marriage, and was even able to make him grateful for the opportunity to own the four drastically lesser dogs.

by tnj629 February 17, 2022

hobo hotdish

Prison wine made in a toilet containing fecal matter.

Why's there corn in my houch? Is this hobo hotdish

by Clp transport December 8, 2020

hochelaga hobo bag

When you fuck a girl in the ass and she shits all over your bed, so you make a bundle with your shit-covered sheets to throw them in the street

Bro, that girl shit all over my bed like a damn pig . I had no choice but to make a Hochelaga hobo bag

by Pornhub aja August 16, 2025

Hobo Ceviche

When you go down on a Hobo and indulge in some marinated crab louse!

"I went down on a Hobo last night and had me some Hobo Ceviche!"

by Rez Kowzer September 19, 2021

hobo pop up pimp

A person who acts like a hobo around there friends but is really the pimp of the group

Look the hobo pop up pimp is in the room let's go hang with him

by Shreksmommy February 25, 2023

hoboing drinks

When you are at a bar or some other social gathering and you see someone walking from table to table randomly consuming drinks that aren't theirs. Either due to the fact they are already very drunk, or both drunk and poor.

John: Hey, is that your sister hoboing drinks ?
Katherine: Omg! She's so wasted!

John: Why isn't she buying drinks like everyone?
Katherine: She's probably broke again...

by ChickenVader March 11, 2016