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Hobo Handy

that lady loves giving then hobo Handy to dirty bums
by RyanD_007 June 16, 2017
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hobo it out

Noun; when getting through the day looking trashy or 'hobo-ish'; deciding to purposely look bad because your lazy
Hey dude, wanna hobo it out tomorrow?

I think I'll hobo it out tomorrow because we have three tests
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Gay Hobo Sigma

A gay hobo sigma is a homeless man , who likes eating dick and that mews constantly
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hobo in a gym sock

Like a hobo that pops out of a train or a rest stop bathroom unexpectedly. Or the creepy coach in gym class that’s always lurking around the locker room waiting to find a forgotten gym sock.
Well I’ve never borrowed one of those things with pages and words unless it was from a library... but boy the late charges suck when they bill you a few years later. It must be a good book if it keeps disappearing like a hobo in a gym sock. I think I may get a copy for us both on amazon and avoid any late fees. ❤️
by Ellebellewa November 23, 2019
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Park Hobo Mongrel

An unpapered dog given to someone by a stranger, usually in a park, in order for the stranger to rid herself of the unwanted canine. It is usually done in such a manner that the person acquiring the cur does not have adequate time to assess the gravity of the mistake that is about to be made.
Ron's ex-wife was able to force upon him the park hobo mongrels that they had acquired together during their marriage, and was even able to make him grateful for the opportunity to own the four drastically lesser dogs.
by tnj629 February 17, 2022
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bed hobo

A bed hobo is a person, whom once in bed, can’t get up and refuses to do ANYTHING for themselves.

Example of a bed hobo “I have no legs, I have no legs while clicking together empty dishes Piled by the bedside and looking longingly at a partner”

Another example of a bed hobo is someone who wakes up a sleeping partner, who has legs, to get up and get them ice cream or any other snack in the night.

A bed hobo will collect garbage around one side of the bed and then pass the garbage to a partner whenever they are getting up to go for a pee in the night.

Bed hobos may be unaware or very self aware and well strategized.

Some are sneaky and will gather up bed garage (Empty ice cream containers, bowls, drinks, cheese) on your side of the bed and claims it’s yours. Saying “you need to clean up after yourself” Hehehe
I was just at thanksgiving with my husband and he called me a bed hobo
by Punkybruster November 29, 2019
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Power Hobo

A homeless person capable of hustling other homeless for food, warmth, shelter etc.
Did you see the way that homeless guy took that guys sleeping bag? Such a power hobo.
by ItsWhateverBruh January 17, 2022
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