Heather

A calm and sweet girl with a habit of lying to impress. Very kind and nice, enjoys the company of freinds and animals. Is also a plant.

1: heather looks nice
2: she is

by Cimcamcoomcamcimcoomcom January 1, 2014

heather

heather is known as a huge wheal that that doesn't know when to shut the hell up, she lies she cheats and she stinks, she has the most nastiest hair and face and nasty looking body EVER. you would never want to date her because she is demanding and a big fat hoe. she will think shes all that but really shes just a skank!

hey did did you see heather?
yeah shes a fucking hoe

by 124876unicorn June 8, 2017

Dirty Heather

Is what happens when you put together a Dirty Tom and a Dirty Kelly, shaken not stirred.

Man that was a crazy night, we pulled the Dirty Heather and now I'm exhausted and my balls hurt.

by Alex Trebec November 11, 2020

Dirty Heather

The act of taking a watery shit up the wall of a butcher's doorway during the day while a guy in a passing car takes a photo.

Man I need a shit but can't be assed to go to any of the near by toilets, oooh that butchers doorway looks cosy , I sure hope none of the many passersby take a phone out and snaps a picture of this, that would make it a Dirty Heather situation

by Birty Dastard April 8, 2021

Heath

soft boi

Heath is a soft boi

by barevjan June 22, 2021

Heather Weather

The cerebral and metaphorically meteorological conditions that must be present for one to drunk dial and subsequently attempt coitus with a girl named Heather.

Dude 1: Dude, I'm going to go down to the Beer House tonight to tie one on.

Dude 2: Dude, does that mean Heather Weather is in the forecast?

Dude 1: Dude, I sure as heck hope so!

Dude 1 & Dude 2: Dude! *high five*

by Uvula February 17, 2010

heated discussion

A new excuse for fucking up on the job. Arose from the two Delta pilots that missed the airport by 150 miles because they fell asleep, but claimed they were having a "Heated Discussion" about airline policy.

I accidentally stabbed Joe with the forklift not because I was drunk at the wheel, but because I was having a heated discussion with Bill about workplace lighting.

by Neil McCauley October 23, 2009