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Saigon Handshake

When a hooker faces you, then reaches behind and between her legs to give you a handjob.
Made 3 sales after getting a Saigon Handshake at lunch.
by DeTower November 11, 2020
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Cowboy handshake

A game in which two parties grip each other's hand as hard as they can. When one person loses grip their hand will be crushed, after which the winner will loosen their grip. (Play at your own risk)
I did a cowboy handshake with John and my hand still hurts like hell
by Just Jesus Christ January 27, 2021
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Diamond Handshare

Noun
1. Reward gained when strangers pledge resources to goal that only succeeds if all participants keep their vow.

2. An individual portion of loot gained by fucking over institutions with malicious compliance.

Verb
1. The act of strangers uniting to hold strong, with the understanding of rewards only upon completion.
"Pledging my resources and keeping my word earned me a Diamond Handshare, so I rewarded myself with a Taco truck."

"My reddit friends found a flaw in the stock market, and completed a diamond handshare to earn mad moon money"
by KenjiMaydoo January 28, 2021
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helium handshake

The act of touching two buttholes (balloon knots) together and moving in an up and down motion.
When meeting someone for the 1st time, it is customary to greet them with the ‘helium handshake.’
by Rangerdanger4 February 18, 2021
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motorboat handshake

When 2 bros go to shake hands and their female counterparts cross between them to hug, creating a hand-boob combination worthy of a couples greeting ritual.
I went to shake my bro’s hand and our babes hugged in between for a awesome motorboat handshake.
by Cosmo the assman March 15, 2021
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Tongue handshake

When you meet you someone for the first time and make out with them.
Met this girl at a bar and gave her a tongue handshake goodbye
by Tongue handshake April 6, 2021
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venetian handshake

Referencing the people of Venice, Italy, a Venetian Handshake is when two people intertwine their toes together, as one does when they are shaking hands. May be sexual in nature.
"Yo! I heard you were with Tracy last night!"
"Yeah man, but the only thing she wanted to do was the Venetian handshake..."
by watch the x files July 2, 2021
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