My goldfish ate my homework

A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish

Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."

by ilikepotatosandurmom October 7, 2021

I have too much homework to do

what are you doing here than... what are u doing with ur life... or WHAT AM I EVEN DOING I ALSO HAVE AN ESSAY TO DO

Guy 1: ok now go do your homework and good luck:))
Guy 2: thanks, but I have too much homework to do...
Guy 1: smae:((

by helo:) March 19, 2023

i need to do my homework

u dont know why u cant do ur homework? simple. bec- AHHH ITS A FUCKING LESBIAN

person 1: why cant i do my homework

person 2: because ur too busy searching up random definitions in urban dictionary like i need to do my homework

by whydoiexistbro March 2, 2023

For kids to learn and do homework

Extremely simple, easy, fundamental that even primary students know how to do (over-exaggeration, academic)

This math problem can be done so effortlessly, it is for kids to learn and do homework.
This question is so simple. In other words, it is for kids to learn and do homework.

by HMPTP February 27, 2024

Hzmework

To you cheat/mod in a game until you get banned or kill the fun of the game by burning all your resources on useless things

"Hey man you gunna pull on the new banner?". " Na bruh i wanted my waifu so I did a hzmework"

by BananaBish June 11, 2018

Home Work

A modern torture device used outside of class rooms to replace the thwack of a ruler. usually unjust and cruel. barely ever finished or worked on, when done marked off for sloppy handwriting.

-yo dude what did you get for number 16 in the math Home Work?

- i don't fucking know i didn't do it. i spent all night doing that science bullshit on amoeba

by xX1c3BaergXx June 19, 2010

Homeworm

One who doesn’t leave their house... EVER

UGH Birtha is such a homeworm, she is always watching Netflix with her cat. A homework is a person who doesn’t venture out, but instead likes chillin...... yep!

by Omg I love corn January 10, 2019