happy grease

Pre-cum

When you get jerked you become happy therefore you let loose you naturally occurring lubricant know as pre-cum or happy grease
"When she jerked me, I let out my happy grease so she could live my dick up!"
by Fappypotatopancake February 19, 2015
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grease & peace

when someone (usually a woman) starts having sex with someone but its not good to they leave before the other persons finished.
That dude from last night had no idea what he was doing, so I had to pull the grease & peace on him.
by apymbal123 September 18, 2012
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Grease n Shit

When you grab a hold of a body part of another perosn who hasnt showered in a Brian like amount of time. Multiple days of grease and shit will begin oozing towards the surface of his/her skin. Once infected by this “grease and shit” the only cure is to shit your pants in an XBox Live party.
“Ah fuk, atleast i shower.... whenever someone touches you they get a pound of grease n shit
by Grand Wizard Cock May 09, 2018
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Greasing the Union

A phrase, coined in the series The Sopranos, referring to performing homosexual acts with tradesmen and other various construction workers.
"Ah Christ, is Paulie really fucking hooking up with a goddamn brickie?"
"Yeap, he's greasing the union."
by derangedcatboye June 08, 2024
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Grease monger

A lady with grease on her back who may or may not bottle it and sell it to the highest bidder
“Hi madam your the grease monger I hear? could I grab some of that goose grease, your selling by the bottle?”
by Kijjam December 07, 2024
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Greased piglet

“The greased piglet might slip through the hands of those trying to hold him to account“
by Longyear January 30, 2022
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Penis Grease

grease that is on a penis or someone that is terrible at a activity
BRO THAT GUY IS FUCKING PENIS GREASE AT THIS GAME
by YourfavBlackGuy June 14, 2021
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