Grease Me

Said by the man who shows up to collect money from you.

Bill; I had to pay Carmen today. He stopped by to pick up his money.

Steve; Did he say "grease me" when you opened the door?

Bill; He always says that when I gotta pay him.

by gamisiking July 10, 2016

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

grease bunny

A female mechanic. Feminine variant of grease monkey.

"Got this grease bunny to fix my car, damn she was really hot."

by PrehistoricSandwich July 4, 2024

fish & grease

Pimp shit

And if you like fish & grease and all that pimp shit let me hear you Say oh yayer

by Plo February 12, 2017

left ring toenail grease maker

a small machine that makes grease that resembles the grease from a left ring toenail

i need me a left ring toenail grease maker

by TheCoolerLeo June 29, 2024

Grease

Mr. Janusic

John: Did you see how much grease was in Janusic's hai?
Sam: You mean any greasier than normal?

by andrewitdacoc September 24, 2019

a grease

Something the cat drags in

Look what the cat dragged in A GREASE

by My handle on things is a good August 17, 2016