Get Off The Grass

Get off the fucking Grass

As First used by Corporal Niamus on Boot Camp. "Get off the grass"

by oovavoo July 22, 2010

grassfairy

a person thats non athletic, yet claims to be, smokes alot of pot, and smells of patchouli and body oder, often having having long hair, unkempt beards, and a large pubic bush that likely harbor small insects and rodents, they often pretend to have musical knowledge, like the common hippee, and attempting at vegitarianism, while secretly powering through mcdonalds on a regular basis. You can often spot the common grassfairy not just by there hippee like apearence, but also the from miles away due to the foul mixture of body odor and patchouli that is excreted from there pores.

this neighborhood is thick with grassfairies.

wow i can smell that grassfairy from here.

i think a squirrel came out of that grassfairies bush.

by envirohatered June 20, 2012

cut the grass

To take a shortcut, particularly by walking across an indefinite path.

We won't be late for Alpha Dog if we cut the grass!

by My Peacoat's Too Small December 9, 2008

Grasshopper

the worst quality you'll ever want to be . it's being/looking extra ugly , boring , dumb , rachet , a chicken head , having an awkward shaped head , hoeish , stank & etc. . . . NObody wants to be a grasshopper

Bitch- "Bitch you're not cute"
Girl- "nwhoaa , ohkayee i know this grasshopper lookin bitch is not talkin"
Bitch- "wtf is a grasshopper though"
Girl- "YOU bitch . you're a fucking grasshopper , so hop outta my face Sharon

by #BuddyPOW May 1, 2011

grass drag

A sport where snowmobilers drag race snowmobiles on a stretch of grass or dirt.

I won at the grass drags.

by Jeff February 1, 2005

grassgasm

An orgasm while smoking weed or while stoned.

Dude, on New Year's, I had a total grassgasm!

by UnwantedFugitive October 9, 2006

Grass Head

Adj. A person who obsesses over the health of their grass. They spend 110% of their time and money using fertilizers, watering their lawns, and keeping weeds away while treating their lawns like Newborn Babies. They hate dry patches and dog crap. Often you will see them with sprinklers constantly on, shooing people from the grass. After years, one may develop the rare Grass Brain Disease.

Oh my gosh! Mr. Smite is watering his lawn AGAIN! Just another Grass Head on Ray Drive!

by Spirit Girl September 8, 2010