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Muffled noises of gorilla violence 

The ancient art of muffled noises of gorilla violence is something few can master, it's been taught for generation after generation in the suburbs of Detroit.

When performing an act such as muffled noises of gorilla violence, one must be very careful, anyone will recognize it instantly and will report to the media about their new discovery which will make them millions.
Hey Mark! I think i can hear muffled noises of gorilla Violence over there!

Really! We have to Jet over there my Jordan, this is seriously poggers!

800-pound gorilla

a very strong and/or menacing entity or issue that is obvious but not dealt with
Abuse suffered in prison is an 800-pound gorilla that is undermining justice.

flying ninja gorilla 

AKA FNG's are believed as mythical creatures of great power...these FNg's were once at war with teh FNM's....though their superior strength helped them greatly... their numbers were too few to hold on more than a few hundred years...it is believed that 1 or 2 may reamin on this planet...but these are only myths or rhumours...none of yet have been seen in thousands of years

it is said however one who could weild the power of the FNG could possibly measure up to Corby and Vahon, leaders of the FNM's
Bushes presence in Iraq is not only for oil...this is only a cover up...he searches for the power to control this mythical FNG

Blind Gorilla 

Before conjugal relations are begun between man and woman, male shaves off a portion or entire pubic hair region and sets aside until later. After completing the act and depositing semen on the female's face, pubic hairs are blown onto her jism covered face where they stick. The male then tosses the woman out of bed and yells "Blind Gorilla Biach!"
You know Betty... Yeah i gave her a mean blind gorilla last tuesday.
Blind Gorilla by Joshuamatic July 30, 2008

anal gorilla 

an ass bandit, someone who takes it up the asshole
Straight man says about a gay man: he is such an anal gorilla he loves it up his crack
anal gorilla by guy richi 247 August 2, 2006

hatchetback gorilla 

another word for a snatch. picture if you can, a giant brown and black gorilla, and picture even more if you can, what the aforementioned gorilla would look like a if you hacked at it with a short handled hatchet. A bloody hairy mess.
That hatchetback gorilla came out of the side hatch!