garde

Garde is a person with a litte bit of weirdness. He/she is vise, trustful and funny but uses therms that no one really understands. Every person is in need of a Garde to help and understand because they are better listener then you think., they have this special inside jokes. Of course Garde can bit a little clumsy though

"Look at Garde, he/she just fell down the stairwell"

by Mynameisnela December 11, 2016

gardener

Someone who's in a relationship with a plant, and best friends with another. The term plant is used to lightheartedly mock someone who identifies as asexual. So if you find yourself with the closest people in your life being plants (specifically if you don't identify as one yourself), that makes you their gardener.

"You are the plants, and I am the gardener."

by SeanWebcom December 19, 2016

garden of give a shit

The secret magical place where you keep your give a shits!

Let me take you to "my garden of give a shits!"

Usual response, that doesn't exist!

Exactly. I'm all out.

by Jackaction December 31, 2016

garden style

A one to three floor apartment building usually without an elevator, or more accurately all the fun of living at the SPCA if it was conjoined with a middle-school band class.

I wanted to find a condo, but I'll keep living garden style until I'm driven mad by my neighbors saxophone solos.

by BTB9077 April 27, 2017

garden hoes

Insult typically used by fire year olds over Xbox live chat. The act of using low quality mic is known as sounding like a "garden hoes"

Isacc: *speaks with low quality mic*

Hoard of 5 year olds: Dude you sound like a fucking garden hoes!

by CampFetus September 20, 2017

garden scissors

Scissors that you use to cut up nuggets of weed.

Bethony: Jermino pass me the scissors

Jermino: For what ?

Bethony: The weed

Jemino: Oh the garden scissors

Bethony: Ye. Sure.

by Gickles November 24, 2017

garden prairie

What a place, a hick place where no one goes and there are corn fields for days. There is enough dip and beer for the whole world in Garden Prairie. And you dont have to be of age.

Guy:"Where you buy your dip "
Other Guy:"Garden Prairie"

by Cunt-tree boi January 13, 2018