Google addict

A person who is addicted to all of Google's products and services. They also have a knack for finding anything on the Internet using google.

"I wish there was someone to help me cure my Google addiction..."
-Addict

"I have diagnosed you with Google Addiction Syndrome (GSD). There is nothing you can take that will help cure it. Figure it out."
-Doctor diagnosis

"No there must be something. -That can't be right..."
-Addict

"Sorry about that. There isn't. You'll just have to live with the consequences."

-Doctor

by Moviemaker2029 September 4, 2013

Google-Off

A spontaneous competition usually held in an open-office environment where someone happens to pose a random, trivia-like question and everyone who heard it tries to be the first to answer it using Google.

"What is the capital of Zaire?"
"I don't know but it sounds like a Google-Off question to me!"

by CamC May 30, 2007

Google Whack

Jerking off over porn on your computer but having Google open in another window incase you get caught.

I just Google Whacked, but my mom caught me.

by Psymon- March 28, 2007

google farming

The act of farming for gold, items, and experience for use in MMORPG type games, such as World of Warcraft, by searching for third-party service providers using Google.

It took me less than an hour to acquire 1000g by google farming.

by Michael Apodaca July 16, 2007

Google Fail

The process of shattering misguided/idiotic ideas and thoughts by using the all-powerful, all-knowing Google search.

Ann: I'm gonna name my garage band.... hm.... Mute Math.
*She Google searches "Mute Math"*
Ann: OH NO! Some other band has it!

Bob: GOOGLE FAIL!

by PokeHerface March 25, 2009

Google Beta

A product (usually computer-related) that is so stable and usable that running it in real time production environments is not only possible but recommended even though the product is marked beta. Comes from Gmail being in beta forever but still being awesome.

Man, Windows 7 is such a Google Beta! I run it on my main machine and haven't had any problems.

Universities have outsourced their email to Gmail because it is so awesome; it's a Google Beta!

by SovereignGFC January 21, 2009

google-train

Used by those who are unsure of the term they wish to google, a google-train is the act of googleing multiple times, refining the search on each iteration. Starting with a basic notion, one ends up with a concrete phrase.

dude, i just google-trained my way from 'girl in robot movie' to 'megan fox'...and it was totally worth it!!

by triguy December 20, 2009