Cricket Goat

Abraham Benjamin Devillers

ABD is cricket goat

by nitin_10 May 27, 2021

stink goat

A hairy lesbian hippys long sweaty flaps dangling out on a hot summers day.

"Oh man Bertha - your sweat is outlining your stink goat again".

by drrryl November 30, 2015

Stoned as a goat

When you’ve sucked back a few to many see through didgeridoo’s and your mind channels you to your inner goat.

Taylor- fuuaark!! I’ve been talking to you for the last 10 mins and your not even registering anything I’m saying!

Ben- Sorry mate, I’m just fucking stoned as a goat after that session.

by Lord-Tennis-Courts September 20, 2021

Goat Scraper

1. One who scrapes out grout from between tiles 2. The goat scraping tool itself 3. Any type of scraping work that is difficult and arduous 4. Holding the lowest position at work

Hey Goat Scraper! Grab your goat scraper and scrape out all the goats in the master shower before lunch time or I will slash your tires and knock up your sister! If I see even one goat un-scraped I will break your fingers one knuckle at a time.

by Planetstills February 17, 2016

Goat Disease

The disability to stop being goated at everything

Dang bro I’m so goated I think I have Goat Disease.

by VERIFIED word March 30, 2020

Goated Amount

You are Goated at everything

I am Goated Amount

by IPhone2isPro? March 07, 2022

The Fainting Goat

The stretch you do when you wake up after a long sleep where your legs and arms stiffen outward and shake, akin to a goat/sheep freezing up and fainting.

A: Bruh I slept so good I did the fainting goat
B: That must've been a real good sleep

by NTRP January 06, 2021