failtacular

a fail so epic its almost a win

Tyler: I love the song "Somebody Like You" by the Scorpions.
Me: It's "No One Like You."
Tyler: No it's not.
Me: Yeah it is.
Tyler: You know what? I'll ask my mom. Mom, Is it "Somebody Like You" or "No One Like You."
Mom: "No One Like You."
Tyler: Oh you're right it's "Nobody Like You."
Me: Actually it's "No One Like You."
Tyler: No you're wrong!!!! Let me ask my mom again. MOM?!
Mom: Yeah it's "No One Like You."
Tyler: WHAT THE @#^$!
Me: Wow Tyler, Failtacular.

by tranchemonsta March 23, 2009

filtch

when one guy jizzes in another guys butt hole and then slurps it up threw a straw

my friend kevin filtched my dad

by Andrew Boughton February 13, 2009

filthy mason felcher

One that during anal sex makes there partner belt like a goat. After blowing there load in the anal they suck the semen out and spit in there partners mouth.

My friend the filthy mason felcher had a good looking girl last night in his room. Then she left in a mad fit.

by Grand Puba February 24, 2008

filthy pirate

Similar to the fish eye, the filthy pirate is when one is having sex, and just before climax, the man pulls out and comes in his partner's eye. Usually, the partner covers her eye with one hand, and the man says, "Arr."

Guy: I gave that girl the filthy pirate last night.
Another Guy: Arr.

by matt_gl November 11, 2003

Filthy rich and catflap

Great tv show... funny as... cos Rik Mayall is in it... ha, ha... punk.. is hot so fuck off diva, wanna bes...

I am the punk... queen...

by nod_the_sleepy_frog>('_')< April 21, 2005

Failtality

A blended word derived from the combination of Fatality and Fail, a "Failtality" occurs when someone dies in the course of a Fail.

A: This one guy fell of his bike while trying to show off for some chicks and hurt his leg meat real bad!
B: Fail!!
A: He also died!
B: Failtality!!!

by Natas 1976 October 15, 2009

Filthy Ramone

Pronounced (Fill-Thee-Rah-Mown)
noun, verb: The Distant cousin of the Dirty Sanchez. Ramone takes pride in using his cock to make the moustache rather than the index finger of said man. Thus the act includes: Laying the bone anally, and proceeding to remove said man's penis from said woman's asshole, and whiping the fecal matter on said womans upper lip. This creates a dirty shit moustache similar, but far more severe than that of the Dirty Sanchez. Use extreme caution when performing. That shit stannngggsss.

1) Bro, I wanted to give her a Dirty Sanchez last night, but I said "Fuck it!", I'm giving her a Ramone.
2) Stacey: "Yeah, he gave me a filthy ramone last night, I feel like crap"
Julie: "You think that's bad! Mine gave me a Dirty Russian!

by Mister Meat December 14, 2009