American football is stupid just call it soccer, and call football football, football. If we actually could be bothered to do this, WW3 might never happen.
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023
American Football: "Oh, you want to avoid the test on Monday? Just play some Football this weekend and get a little concussion."
by Denkire March 22, 2021
by WorldFootballPresident June 16, 2024
a friend request on facebook
basically from some young hooligan that supports a crappy football team and is looking for girls under 18 to hook up with a get drinks.
charming
basically from some young hooligan that supports a crappy football team and is looking for girls under 18 to hook up with a get drinks.
charming
girl: thanks for the add, do i know you?
hooligan: nah just a football add!
girl: cool
hooligan: going to the next game? wanna meet for a drink.
hooligan: nah just a football add!
girl: cool
hooligan: going to the next game? wanna meet for a drink.
by lalalalala face May 11, 2011
Scum a the earth who support more than one football club. Belong to the fucking slaughterhouse, usually fat shites or low life twats with no fucking balls to remain loyal. Disgrace to football and have large loose anal cavities. Fucking twats!!!
You’re being a football whore
by rickyfknwaldrom February 04, 2023
There are 3 things to keep in mind when talking about Texan football, first it's not egg chasing, second is the date November 22, 1963 and thirdly and most importantly is my man Bill Hicks and his iconic back and to the side routine.
So once you put all of these random threads together you are describing a really negative football (soccer) team that only seems to play the ball back and to the side.
So once you put all of these random threads together you are describing a really negative football (soccer) team that only seems to play the ball back and to the side.
"Man! This team is playing pure Texan football..."
They're going to concede if they keep this texan shit up!
They're going to concede if they keep this texan shit up!
by CrapGhost July 17, 2021
Hey honey, I signed kids up for rugby. It safer because they tackle at the hips. Don't you dare sign my boy up for gay football.
by Scotty doesn't know January 01, 2025