Food-Gasm

Is the event when a food product brings on an orgasm, usually most common when eating steak or apple crumble...

Person 1....omg this steak is ama......AHHHHH

Person 2 : did you just Food-Gasm?

by hairyape1 February 4, 2010

Food Couponiac

A person who is manic about using coupons for the most possible number of everyday food purchases as possible. Chances are that if you want to do anything involving eating and the exchange of money, a food couponiac has a way to do it for less. A good way to identify a food couponiac is if this person has not only told you about how and when to find the ‘best deals,’ but will also attempt to get you to sign up at some obscure coupon site in the hopes that they might get some kind of bonus ‘referral’ coupon. Depending on how you value your time, there is a fine line between the money saved by using these coupons, and the time spent waiting for the food couponiac to find the appropriate coupon for the next act of consumption. While you may want to eat at a specific place, ‘Option A,’ if the food couponiac doesn’t have a deal for that place, they will insist on going to a place where they can use one of their most prized possessions instead, ‘Option B.’

I was in the mood for Mexican food for lunch, but Jonathan, being the food couponiac he is, could only find a coupon for a Thai place, so of course we went there. If only I'd signed up at the site he told me about, I might have had my own coupon for the place I actually wanted to eat at.

by ClarkerD April 19, 2012

food fiend

A food demon that argues over foods being eaten such as noodels and chips.

"My sister is a food fiend she always gets mad when someone eats food in the kitchen"

Shes a damn snack demon too!

by BigBootyMartha4456 September 13, 2016

Food Truck Friday

A girl says this when she wants to cheat with somebody, but the guy she's cheating on is in the same room

Her: Hey do u want to go to food truck Friday with me this weekend
Him: hell yes let's do it

by JoeManHoe September 5, 2016

Food Truck Friday

A girl says this when she wants to cheat with somebody, but the guy she's cheating on is in the same room

Her: Hey do u want to go to food truck Friday with me this weekend
Him: hell yes let's do it

by JoeManHoe September 5, 2016

Food Boner

When the anticipation of really good food is so great and the person in question gets a boner/other erotic feelings. These feelings are often accompanied by foodgasms.

person 1: god, the smell of this Chinese food is giving me a food boner
person 2: TMI, but yeah me too

by The Earl Of Pudding January 28, 2017

food talker

One who maintains conversation while eating. Doing both only half as good as they deserve.

"That (insert name here) is such a food talker!"

by Jtypestruth June 24, 2017