best friend-aversary

The celebration of your friendship with your best friend.

May 18th is Kay and Amber's best friend-aversary.

by Walter Elizabeth October 27, 2012

best friend

The friend you are closest to. No other friends are as close to a best friend as your best friend. They never leave you out, and actually care about you greatly. They are people who you tell everything to. They love, you and never call anyone else their best friend. They can also be rude, but never take it to offense. Share tons of inside jokes

You don't compare to my best friend

by amaanna April 1, 2013

fake friend

A retard who never comes up to you or asks you to hang out and says that they are your friend. If your 'Friend" gives you "Advice" while really pointing out your flaws and making fun of you, they are for sure a fake friend. They also always talk about you behind your back and try to make you hated.

Person: I always have to ask someone to hang out or I have to always go up to them to start a conversation
Real friend: They sound like a fake friend, get better friends

by bhfg6t7h October 25, 2017

Toxic Friend

An absolute nightmare to have.
Friends who are toxic are often negative about everything, they talk a lot of shit behind your back, they turn your friends against you and they're generally hated by everyone. Not to mention that they don't congratulate you about ANYTHING.
A toxic friend may seem alright for the first few times but when there are other people around they won't hesitate to embarrass you.
These remorseless pieces of shit must be exterminated otherwise more and more people will suffer.

Oh my fucking god, I hate David so much! He's such a toxic friend.

by reddyfu April 9, 2019

as a friend

Used to clarify the extent or limits of a relationship between two people in which one or the other wishes it to go further.

I'd prefer to keep you as a friend.

by gobbo March 29, 2005

Deviant Smut Fiend

Usually male but in some cases female. An individual who sits in their basement for hours and hours, looking for porn and watching porn. Once the habit takes over their life they are now a deviant smut fiend.

Hey have you seen Bob around?
No I heard that he became a Deviant Smut Fiend.
Shit man that sucks.
Sure does.

by Deviant Smut Fiend January 31, 2010

five minute friend

That one person that’s good as a friend for five minutes until you realize they’re annoying as hell. You’re friends with them more out of obligation and classroom necessity than out of free will.

Yo Kryslin was cool at first until I realized she was actually a try hard and a five minute friend.

by kalesorcererlawn October 4, 2019