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Sweetlife Festival

A music festival in Columbia, Maryland that celebrates good music and good food! Started by Sweetgreen, this is a new festival that draws large crowds of music and food lovers! Some past notable performers have been Phoenix, Passion Pit, Fun., Kid Cudi, The Strokes, and Lupe Fiasco. A very fun scene and a great overall experience.

This festival draws many DC area teens and young adults, the average age of the crowd at the 2013 fest was estimated at 19 years old. At this event, security is loose and people/workers are chill. People turn a blind eye to underage drinking and pot smoking, unless someone was being extremely obnoxious, because everyone is there in the end due to their love of music.

Advice: Do not be the couple that walks out of the porter-potty together. You WILL be heckled, teased, and laughed at as you make your walk of shame.
DC teen 1- Hey, you going to that Sweetlife Festival?
DC teen 2- Of course!! Who isn't? I love the headliners this year! A full day of music!
DC teen 1- Cool.... who's bringing the weed??
by DevilsSpoke May 16, 2013
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Cherry Festival

There was a major cherry festival at the mall today.
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Pon Festival

The Pon Festival is an Indonesian sex party help at the top of a sacred mountain Gunung Kemukus known as sex mountain, on the island of Java, during the festival people have ritualistic sex with a stranger, to attain good luck and fortune in the future, regardless of any marriage that may exist.

Following Pon, the same strangers must have sex another six times, once every thirty-five days, otherwise the good luck and fortune will never be obtained.
Are you looking forward to the Pon Festival this year?
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Commonly abbreviated as FFF, It is a rarely practiced ritual in which a person plays the popular shooter game Fortnite, and throws, rubs, or smears feces all over an area with 3 or more people.
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Whats an FFF?

A Fortnite Feces Festival!
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(Adj)1. To have something fail on a massive scale 2. To be naturally terrible at a large amount of things (Noun) 1. Anyone who uses Urban Dictionary
(Adj)1. I am a Fail Festival because I go to over 10 forums 2. (See Tosh)
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1) A bad or undesirable situation.
2) The grouping of hairs forming a small moustache on the upper lip of some women.
1) Since everyone has ignored the problem, it has only gotten worse - this is a major festouche!
2) I told her to wax her lip, but since she didn't listen she now has a thick festouche.
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