brewer feet

a term used to describe the feet of a person that are particularly off-putting or abnormal. While most feet are not attractive, brewer feet are overly unsettling. Brewer feet may be smelly, dirty, or have some sort of disfigurement to the toes. There may also be bunions or misshaped toenails. There is generally some quality about the described appendages that makes them overtly disgusting. Most people with brewer feet favor wearing close-toed shoes in order to keep them under wraps. Flip-flops are not meant to be worn by people with brewer feet.

The nail technician winced when she saw the client scheduled for a pedicure took off her socks and revealed a set of brewer feet.

Laurel knew she had brewer feet and wisely chose a closed-toed pair of pumps for the party instead of strappy sandals.

After dropping a box on his foot while moving, the broken toenail and bruised toes gave John serious brewer feet.

The girl avoided shoe shopping because she was self conscious of her brewer feet.

brewer feet by knowledgefairy December 10, 2010

stripper-feet 

<adjective> /<verb> strippers/other bitches who wear trainer heels, walk around in their heels so often that their feet eventually become rough, are ashy in between the toes, and have chipped paint on their toenails. You would think that because most of these girls have "money" they would take care of this, but they are too busy supporting their habit of choice to drown out their conscience that they are not worried about their feet.
Coming soon to a strip club near you

Yo bitch if you don't stop touching me with your stripper-feet, we gonna have problems

stripper-feet by jay.so.tatted December 7, 2011

6 feet

the length of my dick :)

ron : 6 feet is pretty long
me : i know my dick is getting a bit TOO long dont ya think?

6 feet by tracerxD February 11, 2019

g'd up from the feet up 

some who has dressed as a thug a little too much

damn your g'd up from the feet up! boy your wanna be thug

g'd up from the feet up by jenn June 30, 2003

with feet off the ground

so happy that one's joy knows no bounds.

She noised it abroad with feet off the ground that she had landed a lucrative job at long last.

with feet off the ground by uttam maharjan January 30, 2010

Meat feet 

When a males genitals are similar in shape and size to ones (big) toe

Jimmy pulled down his pants for moma and once his moma has seen his meat feat she was instantly turned off.

(in high school locker room)
Coach: alright team everyone show me your sausages
Player 1:wtf look at jimmy haha
Player 2:holy crap jimmy have meat feet
Coach:jimmy wtf
Player 2:hold on guy i want to compare his meat feet to my big toe
Player 1:holy shit its identical

Meat feet by The sloppy thirds September 30, 2015

Wal-Mart feet

A person's feet that have been chemically burned and scared by the straps of a pair of flip-flops from Wal-Mart, therefore forever branding their feet with a large capital "W" when you put both feet together. The burn is in the exact placement and shape where the straps of the flip-flop were.

After wearing a pair of cheap flip-flops from Wal-mart I got Wal-Mart feet.

Did you buy a pair of flip-flops from Wal-Mart? Because you look like you have Wal-Mart feet.

Wal-Mart feet by damc November 3, 2007