Fastpass

1. At Disney theme parks, they are tickets issued that act as a placeholder in the line. The ticket is issued with a one-hour time frame (i.e. 2:30pm - 3:30pm) later in the same day, at which point the ticket holder may return and enter a shorter line and therefore not spend as much time waiting.

2. In the opinion of many attractions cast members, watching over Fastpass distribution is the single worst part of their job.

When they got their Fastpass at Space Mountain, they decided to go to "Honey, I Shrunk the Audience" in order to pass the time.

by amg May 2, 2003

faster than Walt Flanagan's dog

Possessing unusual haste or punctuality; alludes to a (presumably remarkably fast) dog owned by a minor character in Kevin Smith's "Jersey" series.

"Damn, that bastard's faster than Walt Flanagan's dog!"

by GumboSoup April 5, 2003

fasted

v. 1 to get destroyed and humiliated utterly; OWNED. 2. the act of utilizing something.

Origin: from Mplayer Team Fortress online gaming. Started by members of MOB, Massive Threat, otz, etc.

"Sleazy got fasted up the hard."

"Gringo's BBC fasted multiple victims last night...repeatedly."

by Taimaishu May 24, 2004

Fastneck

Fast neck is a term that means french kiss.

Fast necking often occurs when baxter and friends supply large quantities of alcohol to the female sex in exchange for a fastneck.

by stringvsblackhawk February 23, 2009

fasterbator

A masturbator who is going for speed.

A fasterbator went into an airplaine bathroom with a copy of Hustler. He came out 23 seconds later panting, sweat pouring down his face. He achieved a new record, and was scowled at by everyone as he walked back to his seat.

by pooploop00 June 17, 2013

fastpasshole

Someone who doesn't want to wait in line for an hour to ride a popular ride and instead gets a fast pass.

"omg, this line is taking forever!" "I know it seems like we've been waiting for half an hour already....." "Dude! That guy just comes over with his day pass and walks to the front of the line??!" "Yeah, what a fastpasshole...."

by The one that tells the truth January 20, 2015

Fastigio

A thot and annoying person. Who can't ever mind their own business

Leave me alone, you are such a fastigio

by chorizon May 8, 2015