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Douche flower

A female who suggests something in a bitchy tone, but her male partner doesn’t like or think the suggestion is the right one. And then she explains her reasoning for the suggestion and turns out to be right.
Female: “Hey why don’t we go and get the kids there food instead of sitting outside of our food place.”

Male: “No we can sit here and go get food. Female: “Ummm ok well it’s 5’oclock traffic and it might take us longer to get our food back hot then if we get stuck in traffic and then we wait for the dinner line on top and then more traffic to get home. And if we go get the kids food then ours will be ready and we can save time.”
Male: “Dammit why do you have to be a douche flower.”
by Barbiedoll88 February 23, 2021
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Flower

A drug for kids under 12. Drink ma cum bitches
Want sum flowers?
No drink my cum.
by kyswhore April 26, 2021
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Flowers

What are you and Maggie, cause you say you’re friends but you guys kiss?
- We’re like flowers?
Flowers?
- Yeah, friendly lovers
Oh I get it now
by i wanna travel May 7, 2021
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Flower

Someone who is a pussy. They are also soft.
That man is a flower. He gets offended at everything.
by PandaSlayer0077 June 1, 2021
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flower

it is a flower that grows
when a bee goes in the flower your flower turn into a bee flower 🌼
by Jvlss June 19, 2021
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flower

oh look at that flower
by chowder pants May 23, 2021
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Flower bud syndrome

A term used to describe someone who was once sociable and self-assured but becomes shy, quiet, and reserved over time because of bullying, being excluded, or ostracized, especially for being different. It's like a flower bud that starts out open and full of life, but closes up because of tough situations, causing the person to hide their true self and lose their sparkle.
“After years of bullying and being excluded for her unique interests, Mia developed Flower Bud Syndrome, becoming quiet and reserved instead of the vibrant, sociable person she used to be.“
by misscherrypie December 27, 2024
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