Page feeding

The act of mindlessly staring at the Facebook homepage waiting for new content to be created.

MATT: What have you done today?

JAMES: Nothing mate i've been bored shitless, Just been Page feeding all morning.

by fkaldemhatas April 23, 2011

bottom feeding

Choosing to stay at a blue collar job long after the completion of a white collar education, for lack of motivation.

Peter is still bottom feeding at his waiter job 5 years after his finance degree. Because he is used to it.

by cforcopy March 30, 2015

are you feeding the fish cups of tea?

A idiot thing my friend once said

Starts feeding the fish food from a mug

My friend: are you feeding the fish cups of tea?

by Amy_duck January 30, 2021

Bulgarian Bird Feeder

A man crouches over a woman facing towards her pussy. He proceeds to shit all over her boobs while making tweeting noises. He then proceeds to mash the shit into the woman’s mouth. The woman then feeds the man as if he was a baby bird with this shit in her mouth.

I pulled A Bulgarian bird feeder with my wife paste night now I have pink eye and an infection.

by I_Find_Cataracts_Sexy January 9, 2022

Feedbag

A sexual manuever in which the male defecates in his pants, then proceeds to put said pants over the female's head and fuck her doggystyle. Ingestion of said pants feces by the female is optional.

"Tommy did a feedbag on me in bed last night...I can't get the smell out of my hair now!"

by Mr. Marte October 22, 2009

bottom-feeder

A male or female who hooks up with their friend's ex-boy/girlfriend because they are easy access as a relationship is already established.

Tim and Steve were quick to talk shit about Emily, but when she and Rick broke up the two bottom-feeders even quicker to move in on her for an easy lay.

by Anonymous Linguist 57 February 22, 2009

Feeding The Furby

Fingering a girl.

Derived from the feeling you get when sticking your finger into an old model furby's mouth.

*I watched porn while feeding my furby*
*Josh fed Jen's furby at the movies*
*Go feed your furby*
*I'm feeding the furby*

by UMPP June 5, 2007