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Freshman English I 

A college level English class that teaches you rhetoric. Syntax means a lot in the class.

The reading list includes:
- Maze Runner

- All Quiet on the Western Front
- A Tale of Two Cities
- East of Eden
- and more
Most majors require two semesters of English
The final exam for Freshman English I including a rhetorical analysis on a speech from the cold war.
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aaron english 

Aaron English is the most perfect man there is.

Max English 

you have a max English
Max English by cummonster369 June 8, 2022

Franklin English 

A small dicked whiner who not only pulls no hoes but also brags to his friends about talking to sex bots
Yunno you are sounding a lot like this loser I know called Franklin English

Massimo English

A formal noun used for a male with abnormally extruded nipples and an incredibly girthy inverted micropenis. Massimo English's are known for attracting underage masculine girls and luring them back to their musty mancave to participate in sexual acts.
That stud over there is definitely a "MASSIMO ENGLISH"
Massimo English by maxenglish'schode September 7, 2022

Broken english 

Me who no speak it englist no good becault me no fluent in it. At leest I try and you still no understand me but you still want to sax with me anyway.
Me so sorry for my broken english but "oh me so horny, me love you long time!" (quote from 2 Live Crew- Me So Horny)
Broken english by cpetkunas May 21, 2023