eastern kentucky grandma

A grandma in her 30s. Had her children when she was younger than 15. However, she doesn't look 30 (more like 70) due to all of the drugs she's taken. Has a hoarse voice and raspily yells at her grandchildren.

That old husk must be an eastern kentucky grandma!

by granny343 October 14, 2011

East Hanover, NJ

A really, really shitty place. The whole town is pretty much the gehtto version of Hanover Township, and everyone there denies it. The school is pretty ass and home to some real fuckin' assholes. Pretty shit, everyone knows it's shit.

"I mean, he's from East Hanover, NJ. I don't what the fuck you're expecting."

by pibbbo March 14, 2019

Mid-Eastern Flaming Narwhal

First off you need to extract some sort of STI and/or STD, Syphilis is recommended. Second go to the Artic Circle with a harpoon made of a strong material and slay a Narwhal. If you can't get him with the harpoon try to shroom slap him with your STD infested Dick. Third you get to fucking a girl (or Male) doggiestyle. Make sure to get that STD in there. Once that shit is burning that bitch. Get that mutha fuckin narwhal and fuck that shit with that huge fuckin horn. That is the Mid-Eastern Flaming Narwhal Black bitches Love it.

Dude, I gave Lafanda the Mid-Eastern Flaming Narwhal last night.

No way dude don't you have AIDS?

yes...

by Vag Rash 69 January 1, 2012

The Eastern Front

The Eastern Front is a drink which combines equal parts high percentage Russian and German alcohol, Vodka and Jägermeister respectively. The name comes from the second world war where the two sides fought against each other. The cocktail is a mixture of signature drinks from both countries.

Yo bartender, can you hit me up with The Eastern Front? I'm feeling a little thirsty.

by anonymous December 1, 2020

East Berlin Pa

This town is full of sluts, sluts, and more sluts. They seem to only want one thing and that is to be a slut. The guys are dumb fucks. And, that's why half of Bermudian Springs high school is PREGNANT.

Because I am a slut, who thinks she is everything I am the Queen of East Berlin Pa and Berm.

by California Gurl. August 30, 2012

eastbury community school

Eastbury community school is known to be full of people who get gassed for no reason and spread rumours and cry in fron of the boys for attention

Eastbury Community School girls:Oh uno Kate, she was crying because somoene said her nan is sellin weed

by taloolaa October 16, 2019

East Jordan

A town of wonder and beauty. A place filled with the kindess of hearts. Where the dames are the prettiest, and the gentlemen are the wittiest. A place where every day is a holiday, and the nights are always like New Years Eve. Where the days are the nappiest, the dogs the yappiest, and the kids are just the scrappiest.

East Jordan hates Commies, and loves America. If the whole world was like East Jordan than we would live in a world of good morals, and justice.

by porter blanchard August 10, 2010