Dr. Phil

a horny child molester that enjoys taking it up the ass. Also uses others problems to make up for his own lack of a reproductive organ. Contrary to popular belief, he is not Oprah's bitch but instead is her pimp, loaning her out to his heart broken "patients."

CHILD: Mom, when I grow up I want to be a Dr. Phil
MOM: HELL NO HO!!
*mom slaps child*
CHILD: Okay

by STD Mo January 31, 2008

Dr. Acula

A male must have sex with a female while she is on her period. Then the female must give the guy head with the blood still on his penis.

Rusty: Dude, she was on her period last night but we still did it.

Bob: Eww, really?

Rusty: Yeah, she even gave me the Dr. Acula!!

Bob: You've got a wild one on your hands!

by An Amish man November 1, 2009

dr dre

da best rapper eva ahhhhh da cronic 2 a really cool person who takes drugs

yo hay c dat guy over der hes a dre ahhhhhh da cronic

by iluvlesbians January 16, 2005

Dr. pepper

There is no period in dr pepper

dr pepper makes the world taste better

by Jack Waterworth August 27, 2004

Dr. Pepper

The ambrosia of soft drinks.

Dr Pepper is the ambrosia of soft drinks.

by Brandt Poole April 21, 2003

Dr. Phil

The one and only man to help your growing depression and family problems. Yes, Dr. Phil is here to save you some find him cute or hot. Some see him as a man of culture. Either way, Dr. Phil is a messiah

Friend 1: Have you seen Dr. Phil yet? He's my man of culture!

Friend 2: Yeah I love his show!

by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX October 23, 2019

Dr. Dickhead

A person who is a complete ass hole. The biggest dick you’ll ever meet. Typically thinks they are better than everyone.

I can’t believe you’re brother had to rat you out like that, hes a real Dr. Dickhead!!!

by I’m an alter boy December 10, 2019