drive-by text

when a friend sends you a text message or instant message then does not reply to your response.

Last night Leah passed out after she texted me. I got drive-by texted.

by jsam238 October 17, 2008

jew driver

A 6-point star headed screwdriver. The head is in the shape of the Star of David, which is where it gets its name from.

Hey man, I need a jew driver to get this throttle position sensor off.

by FishKiller443 September 13, 2009

Drive 'er into you

A Statement proclaiming somebody has either been:
A) Not drinking enough
B) Used as sarcasm in the sense that they are already way too hammered.

Guy: "Come on you pussy drive 'er into you"

by John Cleveland December 9, 2008

Drive-Thru

Oral sex from the male passenger when the women is driving.

Calvin gave Jenny a Drive-Thru on the way home.

by Milesofsmiles March 22, 2013

pizza-driver

a person who drives erratically, speeding, not indicating, ducking and weaving in and out out of traffic, and only just following applicable road laws.

Observe the on-road behaviour of a pizza delivery driver for visual examples.

"I am not getting in the car with Brad, he's a total pizza-driver"

"Catherine, slow down! You're pizza-driving."

by AGirlCalledKill February 27, 2008

Jolt Drive

A long overnight drive that a horny-as-hell fool takes to fornicate with his girlfriend in a city far away. It necessitates the purchase of massive quantities of jolt soda to keep him awake for the whole ride.

That dang stupid fool is doing another jolt drive from Baltimore to Boston this weekend, instead of just finding another fat woman to replace his whale of a girlfriend.

by flame sans e June 23, 2008

mini driver

A mini driver is a female car driver that is hot

Hey, there's a Mini Driver on your left, check her out- she's hot!

by happy gilmore78 February 10, 2010