devil's smirk

The feeling of guilt and/or emptiness and/or self-loathing immediately after masturbating to porn.

Overcome with The Devil's Smirk, he threw away the tissue, shut off the video of three-way midget ani-lingus and returned to his duties as Church-orphanage secretary.

by TheTrendelenbergPosition December 5, 2016

Devil's Garden

to have a devils garden is to have a vagina with genital warts. A Devil's Garden was a small boxed in minefield used in desert warfare. There is about 17 million unexploded anti-personnel/anti-tank mines, artillery shells, bombs dropped by aircraft, machine gun, small arms, and mortar rounds that still remain beneath the sand in europe.

"dude, that chick has a devil's garden", "Promote abstinance to keep people from having a devil's garden" (like that works)

by ShadowMaster924 May 1, 2011

devil's spitoon

The space in between the human genitals and toilet seat when sitting on the toilet.

I had the sudden urge to cough up a loogie while sitting on the toilet so I hocked that motherfucker right down the Devil's spitoon

by Thuglynast February 10, 2017

Devil's Blumpkin

The male drinks a whole bottle of hot sauce, then when his stomach gets ready to explode the girl fills her mouth with jalapeño peppers and blows him while he's shitting, making sure to pay attention to his dickhole.

Me: Larry why are you walking so funny?

Larry: My girlfriend gave me a Devil's Blumpkin last night and I'm burning through my dickhole to my asshole.

by Tickleroftaints March 5, 2022

devil's punch

When you take a shit and a piece of shit touches your already angels touched dick.

"I took the weirdest shit! First I got an angels touch, but it was topped off by a devil's punch.

by diclowmcpuglife March 30, 2016

devil's pretzel

2 or more females wearing strap-ons to engage in anal sex simultaneously.

Becky and I tried the Devil's pretzel last night. It was tricky at first, but then we tucked the toys under instead of going around.

by Queen C.R November 17, 2015

Devil's Cum

Much like the Devil's Balls, this is also a common cooking related incident:
The hot oil that splatters and spits at you while you're cooking food in a pan.

Example: When you're cooking bacon and the oil splatters up and onto your arms. Even better if it gets on your face.

Like a cumshot from the Devil himself, heat and all. Can also call it Devil's Cumshot.

"Ow!"
"What'd ya do?"
"I just got Devil's Cum all up on on my arm! Bugger didn't even buy me a drink first!"

by tenkunsfw March 11, 2022