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Aspirin date

Someone you meet off a dating site in the hope of getting over the one you really want to be with.

A "meet date" to distract yourself from the pain of a "shituationship" you're in that isn't going anywhere.
"I'm so tired of these aspirin dates going nowhere"
"These aspirin dates aren't enough to get me over Rick".
by Madchen April 22, 2019
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juul date

When a couple of people in possession of juul have sexual relations, preferably while hitting their juul's this is most intimate thing a juul owner can do.
Lisa and John went home for a little juul date. John made sure to bring his condoms and some spare pods.
by Low_ki June 1, 2019
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Thirst Date

Meeting somebody up for the first time on a date, typically from an online dating profile, with the intention of hooking up later.
“I went on a date with this guy from Hinge. We were at the bar for just an hour before we went back to his place to have sex. Definitely a Thirst Date!”

“I’m grabbing drinks with this girl from Tinder later. She told me her roommate is out of town and we can go back to her place later. Kinda sounds like a Thirst Date!”
by Trevor Davidson October 15, 2019
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zoom date

Dating via remote video conference software such as FaceTime or Zoom. This form of distance dating has become increasingly popular during the social distancing guidelines enforced during pandemic times.
Hey Suzy, I'm worried about getting the 'rona. Shall we try a "Zoom Date" instead?
by René Bris April 4, 2020
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Dumpster Date

Men Online dating in mostly Western World with entitled delusional women
I had a Dumpster date the other day.....

I got a dumpster date comin' up
by Tubeman777 December 21, 2020
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christmas date

What a crackhead thinks a gay and a lesbian date is. (Because it would take a miracle.)
Crackhead walks up to a gay and a lesbian having a conversation. “Your Christmas date is going to be rad.”
by Self Checkoutsiders March 11, 2021
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replay date

While learning to date better, a replay date is a plan used by men that consists of having exactly the same date (going to the same places and doing the same things), but with different women. This allows the man to better understand when he should make his moves, and when he shouldn't.
Bro 1: I keep going on all of these dates but they never go anywhere, I don't understand what I'm doing wrong.

Bro 2: Try having a replay date, dude, that'll help you figure it out.
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