black n decker pecker wrecker

To describe a black female with braces who might just saw your member off while sucking your dick.

Oh man!, Shaniqua is for real a black n decker pecker wrecker. Shit! I was bout to go get disability. That ho damn near bit my dick off last night. She ain't putting my dick in her mouth again.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Black and Decker

The process of using an electric sander to sand the callouses off of your feet.

Man, my callouses were gettin' so thick I had to give em' a Black and Decker pedi.

by The Real Amy April 16, 2008

Double Decker Dick

The act of leaving a turd in the toilet and making your gay partner flush it with their penis

I double decker dick'd my boyfriend and he wont let me use the bathroom anymore.

by Soggy Cocks December 23, 2017

deckhand

1. One who can live a hard life, be away from family, friends, miss birthdays,holidays, funerals, weddings,

2. Deck hand because badass mother fucker isn't a job title

That badass norther fucker sure can build tow like a boss! Deckhands are awesome

by Badmotherfuck January 5, 2016

black decker woody wood pecker

A black dick that is hard.

Jason had a black decker woody wood pecker.

by s3333xy July 11, 2010

Deckadent

Having the qualities of being deck (cool).

Jacob, after a long night of chill partying with celebrities, finally felt Deckadent.

by BardLJ July 31, 2011

Dry-Decker

Similar to Upper Decker; Only, instead of doing it in upper part of the toilet, you open the door to the person's Clothes Washer and take a juicy dump, close the door, and turn the dryer on "High Heat". Walk Away smiling as you hear the distinctive "thump thump" sound. Only do "Dry Deckers" to people you don't want as future friends.

"Yeh Man, he made me so mad, I left him a Dry-Decker. When he found the dryer running a 1/2 hour later and opened it up, he realized he would have to throw the dryer away."

by Lori Kissling April 15, 2005