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Musty Crusty Double Tap

An “Eiffel Tower” performed by the homeless
“Damn did you see ol’ hobo chase in the middle of that musty crusty double tap?!”
by stripeddinosaur October 7, 2021
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Crusty Crouch

A sexual act of cumming on a woman's vagina she then let's it get flakey you then lay on a bed as she squats over your face. The woman then shakes her hips letting cum flakes gracefully land on your face.
Last night my wife crusty crouched me it was a team effort but the reward was a crusty face
by UwU crust July 20, 2019
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Crusty

When something is raunchy, gross, or cringe-worthy to any degree.
Me: Bro, I just saw the lunch lady picking her butt like ten seconds before she fixed you your plate.

Friend: "Seriously? That's crusty!"
by Squidward's little brother December 3, 2016
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Crusty Bellybutton

When you pull out and nut in their bellybutton.
by 2oo July 12, 2021
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Crusty

by TheKid!$? May 29, 2016
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crusty's

crusty's come's from the ass crack the stick to ya jocks.
doing a sloppy fart and it becomes hard and u have stained jocks and it dont feel good.
by SaiNt_SaRaCeN November 16, 2003
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crusty knuckle

A crusty knuckle is when you have your girl stimulate your prostate by shoving her middle finger up your anus. Look at her knuckle once she is done.
I blew a load so hard while Christina was giving me a Crusty Knuckle.
by John Chapman June 1, 2007
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