When you engage in gay sex and one male cums on the other males scrotum, waits for it to dry and puts it in his mouth
Give me a crusty sack
by VnCore December 09, 2016
When you go for a crap, and bits of the turd gets stuck to your asscrack hair, dry up and go crusty.
Sam: Dude I'm going for a bath gotta wash my ass. I've got crusty leftovers from last night's curry.
Dan: Overshare Dude.
Dan: Overshare Dude.
by Ihavecrustyleftovers69 March 19, 2016
When you're simply too lazy or poor to get more tissue so you pick up some old crusty tissue out the bin to blow your nose on so you don't have to move or buy tissue.
"Hey man you still got that cold?"
"Yeah, I was so tired I had to Crusty Blowback I couldn't be bothered to get more tissue "
OR
"Fuck man I just had a wank and I had nothing to clean with so I had to Crusty Blowback!"
"Yeah, I was so tired I had to Crusty Blowback I couldn't be bothered to get more tissue "
OR
"Fuck man I just had a wank and I had nothing to clean with so I had to Crusty Blowback!"
by Queen Noodle October 03, 2017
The dried blood on your nose when you wake up and find you had a nosebleed in your sleep. Used as a expletive.
by formerHSmomofthree March 29, 2016
Noun,. After having vigerous sexual intercourse the male ejaculates onto the hair of his partner and begins massaging his semen into her hair until it starts to become sticky he then fluffs the hair upward and outward repeatedly until it dries into a Rio Carnival style headdress. When done with love it can be very attractive, but if done with malice it is a tangled mess.
(1)"Jess, your hair is devine... who did it." "Thanks Jodie, Brad gave me a Crusty Rio!"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"
by Whiteeyebrows November 27, 2011
When a man cums on a hard surface and waits for it to dry then scrapes it up and crushes it up then a girl snorts it.
Last night I pulled out and attempted to give my girl a facial and missed. Instead she did a crusty line.
by Tjsthemaster March 04, 2021
When your wife doesn't have sex with you. You wait until she falls asleep then you jerk off and nut on her face so when she wakes up her eyelids are crusty and stuck together.
by Brooks19840 December 18, 2023