crusty rat

Crusty rat means austin

Austin ur a crusty rat 🤢

by Katiēlʻʻ March 15, 2017

Blood Crusties

The dried blood on your nose when you wake up and find you had a nosebleed in your sleep. Used as a expletive.

Oh, blood crusties, I forgot to do my homework.

Oh, blood crusties, we are having meatloaf.

by formerHSmomofthree July 4, 2016

Crusty

Crusty is an adjective describing how someone is. Crusty: gross, smelly, rarely showers.

David: Hey bro, do you smell that?
John: Yeah.
(Both boys look to the side.)

David: UGH! She is crusty.

by Tough lips June 3, 2016

Dusty Crusty

When someone so ugly and ashy they look dusty then they have skin coming off they look crusty. When they both their Dusty Crusty

Eww she look Dusty Crusty

by happy mad May 30, 2016

Crusty

Annoying,bothering,Irritating,Aggravating, agitated

Your so Crusty!

by Celeste May 30, 2016

Crusty

The stage after being salty

Ororo has been soo crusty.

by TheKid!$? May 29, 2016

crusty cruiser

1) a respectable, hard working prostitute who has criss crossed the globe up and down in her professional pursuits
2) An unkempt adventurer
3) That guy who stares you down when you refuse to hitchhike with him
4) A wonderfully misheard record player name

(1) - "Hey Charlie, see that chick doing a vertical split in the air?"

- "That's one CRUSTY CRUISER, I'm too impressed to be turned on though."
(2) Been cruisin' so much I haven't showered in weeks, I'm crustier than a cheese pizza! None of the goats seem to mid though.

(3) No Balthazar! Im not going to Valencia with you, your white van smells of chloroform and old socks. Now stop touching my camel!
(4) I aint speldin 100$ on a crusty ass cruiser 99.99? + Shipping handling an tax my ass? Get the fuck outta here man!!!

by therealcrusty May 14, 2016