The wrong tools for the job, either broken or poorly made.
Because if a cow made tools, they wouldn't be very good.
Because if a cow made tools, they wouldn't be very good.
by Chaz Balls August 17, 2021
by Trizzy_trey_77 February 24, 2015
cash cow a rich and often homely woman who is tolerated for her ability to keep her man ensconced in her world of luxury.
Biff won't break up with Marge until he finds another old hag worth a hundred million; as far as cash cows go, he hit paydirt.
by Biffy Law August 30, 2006
by iloveham March 05, 2006
a person and/or being that tans for about every second of the day and has leathery, cowlike skin. Frequently found among the tourists/weird peoples of southern states
There was, like, FIVE human cows walking down the street!
That girl is SUCH a human cow, it hurts to look at her.
That girl is SUCH a human cow, it hurts to look at her.
by Delannie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 10, 2008
Wow that roller coaster was cow vagina!
by Retordd March 02, 2018
A Sexual Move requiring the use of a Pocketed shirt and a lactating woman. The Man will defecate on the woman's head and sit atop her using his erection to form a cowboy hat or in this case a "Cow-hat." The woman will squirt breast milk into the air trying to catch it in the pocketed shirt. While these may seem as a sexual race it should turn on the familiar guests to scat and other bodiliy fluid porography.
CowHatSexPositionCow-HatCo-hat
by Brit Caquad February 16, 2009