by Not aperson2 September 15, 2021
Get the coopermug. Cooper is a mean person who loves to have lots of girlfriends and likes to make fun of people and he is just a tariffing person and he is so ugly and weird. Do not trust a Cooper at all!!!.
by Ihatallcoopers April 21, 2021
Get the Coopermug. Cooper is an helpful friend, who despite knowing girls, never wants to get a girlfriend. He can be helpful with dating advice, but sometimes stubborn. Cooper loves trying to trick his friends into saying dumb stuff on a recording, and he is amazing at getting horrible photos of his friends.
by Not_Cooper17 November 29, 2021
Get the Cooper Offmanmug. by Truthtruthtruthtruth August 20, 2022
Get the Coopermug. Mini Cooper is an adorable car with a fashionable driver behind the wheel. Unreliable but zippy, this vehicle may leave you stranded on the side of the highway but by God you will look fucking Euro trash cute with the hood up and your thumb out. Don’t talk bad about this car when you are within earshot because as soon as you do it will go all “Christine” on you, locking the doors and emitting numerous check engine lights that can only be cleared by the Gods at Mini Cooper themselves. Mini Coopers make you smile when you see them on the road because they are cute and you aren’t the one dealing with the constant headache of a BMW manufactured engine.
I saw a Mini Cooper broke down on the 80 and couldn’t get over the how perfectly symmetrical the racing stripes were.
by LynnyO September 25, 2020
Get the Mini Coopermug. 
