Coon panda

Someone that's is always up to trouble. Lies steals and cheats on their significant other. Commits felonies daily.

You on that Coon panda shit ain't ya? That's why no one wants you around

by Loveydisco September 18, 2022

Snow Coon

Any indigenous person, Eskimo, etc., whose aboriginal homeland lies above the arctic circle.

What did you do with that old snowmobile of yours?

"I sold it to a snow coon for a hundred bucks."

by Chunkypuke October 05, 2023

DC coon

An aggressive and dangerous black person in the Washington DC area. They prey on tourists- mugging, stealing, carjacking..assaulting them. They will try and intimidate the victim by being loud and speaking coon talk. They have bad intentions. And there’s very little repercussions due to local political leader’s policies on crime.

While walking to the Jefferson Memorial, a group of DC coons threatened to shoot me if I didn’t give them my wallet.

by michael mooncricket III October 18, 2022

coon platoon

a group of black people who are doing nothing wrong and are just existing. Used as a hateful term.

Tyrone- hi wanna each lunch with us?
Tony-NO. I DON'T WANNA JOIN YOUR COON PLATOON

by NewJigger June 06, 2023

Coon Fluffer

When you put your penis in a raccoon's mouth and it fluffs your pubic hair with its claws.

I just got a shower, after my coon fluffer I will be ready to go.

by TripleNipple69 April 23, 2024

coon top

The forward combed hair of the wiley Afro-American male mimicking the brim of a baseball cap.

Hey coon top

by fluvio March 07, 2011

COON TUNED

The redneck slang for nigger rig.

Nicki coon tuned the leaf blower before she could use it.

NICKI COON TUNED THE LEAF BLOWER BEFORE SHE USED IT.

by Ksmom1 February 01, 2023