Several dyed pieces of hair (usually found on the heads of scene girls) That are striped horizontally with a different color of hair, made to look like the tail of a raccoon. They are often worn as extensions (bought from hot topic) rather than actual hair.
Scene Girl 1: Hey, did you see Carol Chaos's new green and black coontails? aren't they rad?
Scene girl 2: Well, they would be...if they weren't extensions.
Scene girl 2: Well, they would be...if they weren't extensions.
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Get the Coonjab mug.A Cooneral is the burying of a Coon after it's demise. Epitomised by bright colours worn by attendees and the eating of fried chicken and watermelon while bongo drums are playing. Often accompianed by wails of "oh Lord, my baby was too young to die" and general Jiggaboo noises unintelligible to non Sambo's.
Hey, Steve. Did you hear Tyrone Thundercock died while screwing Becky last week? His cooneral is tomorrow.
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