Coochie Rust

When a vagina gets so dry, it oxidizes. Becoming rust. Bonus points if she’s a redhead

Man 1: “How was sex with your girlfriend’s mom bro?”

Man 2: “Dude, she hasn’t had sex I’m so long she had Coochie Rust.”

by Pipedbag February 24, 2024

what yall coochie smell like

synonymous to the phrase "hi how are you"

*epic nerd joins discord server*
epic nerd: what yall coochie smell like
kawaii girl: a lil fishy today ngl

by feetwave February 3, 2025

coochie sniff

a person who asks stupid questions/ does stupid shit

“is your prius turboed? … god you’re such a coochie sniff”

by toddlerfondler2 December 20, 2023

coochie crust

A shedding of crusty particles from the vaginal walls. Often brown in colour and hard. Like a booger from your coochie, or even dandruff.

Monica shed coochie crust everywhere she went

by sofica April 15, 2025

coochie juice

a concoction of all things that keep *down there* smelling and tasting good.
equal parts cranberry, pineapple and apple Juice (all unsweetened) with some ice.

Jake just invited me over, time for some of that coochie juice!!

by inurmom.com October 26, 2022

Coochy-Knot

The uncropped strawberry patch also know as the female sweet spot. It takes a dickwad to untie a coochy-knot.

MadDawg untied Scrappys Coochy-knot with his Dickwad.

by Mad-Dawg54 September 10, 2009

blue collar coochie

a term coined to describe unkempt lady-parts as a result of work-life circumstances. unkempt being untrimmed or without pampering. a woman can still be healthy and hygienic while having a case of b.c.c. but let it be understood that she only has it because she doesn’t have enough time for extra self care due to work, school, etc.

(originally heard in a tiktok video by)

“Hey you excited for your date tonight?”

“Girl I’m having a bad case of blue collar coochie... I just worked double overtime, I guess I won’t be going home with anyone...”

by st_adoreu November 30, 2020