dirty sock condom

A dirty sock condom is the condom that has been in the bottom of your sock drawer since your dad gave it to you during your freshman year of high school.

"Sorry I used a dirty sock condom last night. It was all I had."

by Freddie Mercy March 1, 2014

Condom breaker

A really bratty child who is so awful they could not have been voluntarily conceived

"The condom breakers stole our wood"
*Witnesses bratty behaviour in public* " woah that's a condom breaker"

by Steeeeve2 June 11, 2024

Columbian Condom

When a male covers his genitalia in cocaine, then engages in intercourse with a female.

Dude Carlos totally gave Katarina a columbian condom, she was messed up, but she was feeling great!

by Nor Y Mac September 9, 2012

2 Boxes of condoms and a twix wrapper

A badass song by Utah metalcore band Servants of the sentience and it is about living in an apartment and jacking off

Fuck yeah 2 boxes of condoms and a twix wrapper is badass

by anonymous December 1, 2023

International No condom day

so what you do is you use no condom no lube and no protection and fuck till your dick is numb and you them everywhere you have faster than the person drinking 50 gallons of sperm record is 2 days getting fucked by a person

yo so I doing the international no condom day thing and fucked this guy faster then light

by Zayd the zinger nigger June 25, 2025

Condom

what is proper etiquette to put on your lap at a dinner party

Everyone at the party placed the condom on their lap, as their mother taught them it was good etiquette from a young age

by SuccleMyToes November 7, 2017

Condom

What every parent who has a kid named David Zachary shoulve worn to prevent the mistake they made.

Who in the Hell names their kid David Zachary. Shouldve just used a condom if they wanted to name their kid that.

by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020