commapounder

someone who you're agitated at.

That commapounder parked their car right in front of my driveway!

by bohemian coaster of love July 16, 2008

Commander Pinktaurious

Pinktaurious is the user of a youtube channel whose fanbase consists mostly of 10 year olds whose balls have not dropped yet. Occasionally there are some fans that are of a more mature age, but prefer roleplaying as a messiah.

If anyone makes a negative comment on his channel he will post you a comment that is rather large and meaningless.

His videos consist of poorly made videos "warning" the human race of extinction. His wepons include no proof of anything of any threat, except poorly made pictures of "space gorillas" in cities.

SubCommander SnarlZack: Commander Pinktaurious, have you ever had a girlfriend?

Commander Pinktaurious: No, what do you think I am... popular?

by Jim Park August 1, 2009

commafuker

A texting troll who expects other texting trolls to listen to their corrections while offering little to the ongoing conversations online.

Yes, thats how commafukers is supposed to be spelled, as it pisses off the commafukers, and we just love that.

by GHM327 August 4, 2011

comasexual

A man with his brain in his dick, often homophobic.

I don't pick up men for intelligent conversation, I'm just interested in comasexuals.

by oliverthered August 9, 2013

commando balls

When a guy has been going commando (no underwear) for years and his balls now hang loose and long under his dick.

Damn! Carlos has some seriously long commando balls! I bet they float in the toilet water when he takes a dump.

by Buddhagirl October 5, 2017

Commantoe

Wearing shoes with out socks.

I forgot my socks at home, I guess I'm goin commantoe

by Not layken Hussey November 9, 2017

Commander Cosmic

A beautiful girl who makes amazing art

I love my friend Ashley, she's such a Commander Cosmic

by Rotten Candy June 18, 2018