"Oooh I like your college bangs!"
"Thanks, I saw 500 Days of Summer in August and it made me want to look more like Zooey."
"Thanks, I saw 500 Days of Summer in August and it made me want to look more like Zooey."
by Tsundere January 9, 2010
Get the College bangsmug. by Harry B October 18, 2004
Get the Boston Collegemug. Union is a school for the elite who like to get trashed. Just because we're not an Ivy, dont think for a second that were not smarter than you... because we are. We also party harder than you. We kill kegs in frats, get blacked out in bars, and destroy dorm buildings. Greek life rules the school. We go to frats on weekends and bars on Wednesdays. We're the #13 party school in the nation and proud of it. We drive foreign whips (and im not talkin about toyotas) and blow a ton of money on drugs and alcohol every week. We maintain 90% of Schenectady's economy, concider it charity work - your welcome. We go to class just to kill time, and we know deep down everyone wishes they were more like us
by BtrThnU_13 December 19, 2009
Get the Union Collegemug. the raspy voice college students often get. Probably due to some combination of alcoholism and lack of sleep
by the prince of parties January 6, 2010
Get the College voicemug. The best, top ranked college in the Capital Region of New York. Ranked in the top 7% of universities and colleges in the entire country.
The epitome of a work-hard play hard school with the hottest-classiest people.
The epitome of a work-hard play hard school with the hottest-classiest people.
Person 1: "Where do you go to school?"
Person 2: "I go to Siena College"
Person 1: *Damnn, I wish I got in there, but instead I'm stuck at fucking UAlbany with a bunch of trashy whores"
Person 2: "I go to Siena College"
Person 1: *Damnn, I wish I got in there, but instead I'm stuck at fucking UAlbany with a bunch of trashy whores"
by SaintsGirl2015 August 6, 2011
Get the Siena Collegemug. A legitimate, worthwhile journey for your parents who refer to the "college experience" as a rite of passage, a time to grow up, a time to meet new people, and a time to discover your passion. It is also described as "the best time of your life."
Nowadays, the "college experience" is one of the biggest clichés out there. Modern colleges are artificial bubbles on the map that do not in any way mirror the real world. Most people are self-absorbed, liberal douches whom you'd be better off not meeting.
The women (a largely perverted stereotype) can be either good or bad looking depending on the college. However, they form cliques with other popular people and you will never get a shot. Your only chance is to find one good and drunk at a sleazy frat party, or be good looking and have some serious game.
When you do discover your passion (hopefully sooner than later), you will likely discover that it can be achieved at an easier, cheaper college or trade school. At this point, any rational person would drop out of their current hellhole.
Nowadays, the "college experience" is one of the biggest clichés out there. Modern colleges are artificial bubbles on the map that do not in any way mirror the real world. Most people are self-absorbed, liberal douches whom you'd be better off not meeting.
The women (a largely perverted stereotype) can be either good or bad looking depending on the college. However, they form cliques with other popular people and you will never get a shot. Your only chance is to find one good and drunk at a sleazy frat party, or be good looking and have some serious game.
When you do discover your passion (hopefully sooner than later), you will likely discover that it can be achieved at an easier, cheaper college or trade school. At this point, any rational person would drop out of their current hellhole.
by Indomitable798 October 11, 2010
Get the college experiencemug. A super-white school in the middle of no where (also referred to as Middleofnowherebury) where the social dynamic towards students of color and women is akin to that of the pre-civil rights era. They wouldn't be admitting students of color if not doing so weren't against the law. All the students are either upper-middle class, upper class, 1%, or on welfare. has Get Out vibes.
good at teaching english, literature, and economics. Hyped up language programs are either on par with, or subpar compared to Ivy League schools. Date rape reports are swept under the rug.
Good place to get pot and coke from a bougie white kid.
good at teaching english, literature, and economics. Hyped up language programs are either on par with, or subpar compared to Ivy League schools. Date rape reports are swept under the rug.
Good place to get pot and coke from a bougie white kid.
by Proud Brown Lady July 18, 2018
Get the Middlebury Collegemug.