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Christ College 

Fuck don’t get me started on these preppy cunts. If spending daddy’s money and wanking to lake wanaka and holiday homes was a school this would it. Their biggest flex is making the first 15 rugby team by paying the heads of staff, and fucking other elitist fake tan drenched private school girls from their local areas of Merivale and Fendalton. They don’t know how to put a sock in it, and I doubt they’ll ever learn since those clowns think so highly of themselves. Someone needs to knock them off their high polo pony before I rip my eyes out.
Person1: what school did u go to?
Clown college attendant: Christ college caturbury I’m extremely rich and my father is better than u I’m basically the draco malfoy of Christchurch......*proceeds to hit vape and be a cunt*
Christ College by Thisisajokeplz February 4, 2021

nowra anglican college 

the shitest, shit hole of nowra and bomo.
dont go to nowra anglican college unles you wish to die the most sexual death

Mercedes College 

A Private Catholic All Girls school in the heart of Perth, the city that literally does nothing in WA Australia. Mercedes is known for its fine catholic teachings like mercy values bullshit and keeping sex till marriage even tho all the girls there are sluts anyway. Mercedes is known for a lot of gossip, ducking trinity dicks and
“Ohhh you go to Mercedes college?”
“ Yes!”
“Did you find your left eyelash?”
Mercedes College by Eggy69 April 30, 2019

Cookie cutter college 

A college that requires almost no effort whatsoever. These colleges are likely community or junior colleges, although they do not have to be.

A problem with such institutions is that students believe they are actually achieving something, when in reality they are wasting their time, unless they are transfering to an actual university. Teachers hand out grades because the school recieves money by form of retention rates. Even with the simplicity of this institution, most students end up droppng out; those that do make it out with a degree, usually accomplish nothing as well.
Such an institution exists in San Diego county in the city of Chula Vista, CA by the name of South Western College.

Fuck you and your cookie cutter college!

My bad, I forgot you went to cookie cutter college.
Cookie cutter college by CAGON619 February 28, 2008

Agnes Scott College 

A small but highly-ranked liberal arts women's college on the outskirts of Atlanta. Its beautiful campus, Ivy-educated faculty, and low student-to-professor ratio attracts smart and ambitious women from all over the world. Of course, the high price tag and inevitable stereotypes, such as everyone's a lesbian or a wealthy senator's daughter, may deter a few.
Missy is a senior at Agnes Scott College pursuing a double major in art history and biology with a minor in French. She spends her weekends drinking with her boyfriend at Georgia Tech after a sleepless week of working at her internship and arranging club activities during the few moments not spent studying in the library.