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Clocks 2.0

Ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time
Do hungry time-travellers ever go back four seconds
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.
I was going to grow some herbs but I couldn't find the thyme...
They're finally making a movie called clocks. It's about time.
What do you call a story that one clock tells to another? Second hand information.
We call our dog Rolex, since he’s a watchdog.
What happens when you annoy a clock? It gets ticked off.
What did the robber say to the clock? Hands up!
Why did the man sit on his clock? He wanted to be on time.
If I wanted to have the time of my life, I would work in a clock shop.
I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in...
Why didn’t the clock work? It needed a hand.
Lol idkClocks 2.0
by Ding Dong Ching Chong November 27, 2019
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classroom clock

The most fucking wromg thing in the history of the universe.
Timmy: hey, class is almost over!
Sam: No, you fucking idiot, the classroom clock is 20 minutes behind.
by Rocksincocks November 28, 2019
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Adam clocking

The art of scratching one on his or her face until they bleed when they anger you.
My sister took the last slice of pizza so a Adam clocked her.

He told me to punch him but I prefer Adam clocking
by Trueandhonestdefintions March 30, 2019
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Adam clocking

The art of scratching ones face until they bleed. This art is preformed when one is angered.
My sister took the last slices of pizza so I Adam clocked her

He told me to hit him but i would rather use adam clocking
by Trueandhonestdefintions March 30, 2019
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thot clock

The hypothetical clock that counts down the time you have to determine if a girl is a thot or not. Similar to a shot clock in basketball, the thot clock adds pressure on you to make a decision of whether this girl is dateable or not. In one respect, if you give a thot too much attention, she won’t leave you alone; therefore, the thot clock ran out and you’re stuck with her. Alternatively, if she is not a thot and you don’t act quick enough, she’ll leave you for another guy. Therefore, the thot clock ran out and you’re left without a girl.
Friend A: That girl so damn fine, but I think she’s a thot.

Friend B: You better make a move quick. Your thot clock is running out.
by holmesd March 7, 2019
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Tom O’ Clock

Falling asleep before 10 pm, even on weekends.
Fuckin Tom knocked at Tom O’ Clock, on Friday night...
by Camye March 18, 2019
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cock clock

When a man lays under the sun using his erection as a sun dial to cast a shadow and determine what time of day it is.
Hey Bob, What time is it? Im hungry. I dont know Jenny let me check my cock clock.
by DOfficial May 30, 2019
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