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bowls-o-clock

Time to smoke a nice fat bowl of weed.
B: Hey, do you know what time it is?
Me: 7:30?
B: IT'S BOWLS-O-CLOCK
by highpanther February 28, 2009
mugGet the bowls-o-clockmug.

clock

a large Circle that hangs on the wall and ticks and tells you the time
what's the big clock on that wall
by my dang name bootiehole man November 23, 2020
mugGet the clockmug.

if the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.
“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock
Yes daddy
HAAHAA
by gauda slay August 25, 2023
mugGet the if the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cockmug.

Shit clock

Someone who putts in minimal effort, wastes time. people who do not participate.
in a classroom setting, a shit clock is someone who does not take interest in the class.
Jeff didn't contribute anything in that meeting, he's such a shit clock!
We all had to stay late because of that shit clock!
They didn't pass because they were being such shit clocks.
by LuckyLock August 28, 2018
mugGet the Shit clockmug.

clock balk

A rule that MLB was going to enforce on the pitcher that stipulates the pitcher is charged with a balk after a period of time expires.
He should be charged with a clock balk.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
mugGet the clock balkmug.

clock soccer

A heavily accented british version of cock sucker. Used by a person with broken teeth or swollen face. Its a pun on cock sucker
Oh u clock soccers jashghasgashgahskjahskjas
by DialLforDollars August 4, 2007
mugGet the clock soccermug.

alarm clock

get woken up by it stay in bed for an hour realize the infinite you've gotten yourself into
i got woken up by my alarm clock

I'm gonna now kill myself
by Ol'banana December 6, 2021
mugGet the alarm clockmug.

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