by anonymous March 22, 2022
Get the Church boymug. Bob: Why is that onion preaching at me that I'll go to hell?
Larry: He's part of the Westboro Baptist Church. I suggest you sta hip aq11
Larry: He's part of the Westboro Baptist Church. I suggest you sta hip aq11
by Maya Butreeks April 25, 2021
Get the Westboro Baptist Churchmug. a history professor: students, what's the fastest way to go hell and to be punished by the Unforgivables?
student: to reform The Church?
professor: Correct you are, but I would guess, that in Jesus's case, this would only apply to him as a historical character. The Romans saw Jesus as someone who was trying to reform The Church.
student: to reform The Church?
professor: Correct you are, but I would guess, that in Jesus's case, this would only apply to him as a historical character. The Romans saw Jesus as someone who was trying to reform The Church.
by Sexydimma November 4, 2012
Get the to reform The Churchmug. Dude, Monica was bitching because you didn't go to church yesterday.
Had a rough night Saturday. Decided to do the home churching thing.
Had a rough night Saturday. Decided to do the home churching thing.
by St. Gregory October 26, 2013
Get the home churchingmug. A place where you jump on beds with whores get your Crackpipe blessed and listen to shit cover music
Families walk into church
“Now remember kids ask to be able overdraft in heaven and also ask for place to hide out at don’t worry if your mom off getting piped by her boyfriend it not my fault in this house of god they can babysit you and cover you on any need needed expect for those who spill false accusations and tarnish the use of freedom
“Now remember kids ask to be able overdraft in heaven and also ask for place to hide out at don’t worry if your mom off getting piped by her boyfriend it not my fault in this house of god they can babysit you and cover you on any need needed expect for those who spill false accusations and tarnish the use of freedom
by Biggestkikever April 2, 2022
Get the Churchmug. A Cult that Praises Luke Jillings (OriginalHuman) and follows his teachings in the art of Reaction Videos and Warfare Gameplays
*OriginalHuman*: "I heard you guys started a cult? I don't know what's going on but I love all of you guys
*Lukeist High Priest*: "Lukeism Church, show love to our God
*Chat*: "All Hail Luke"
*Lukeist High Priest*: "Lukeism Church, show love to our God
*Chat*: "All Hail Luke"
by DubiousHarbor9 April 23, 2020
Get the Lukeism Churchmug. It is when you feel the Holy Spirit roll through you so hard you need to take a three or four hour nap
by Astronomyiskool July 5, 2017
Get the Church napmug.