Someone Louis Tomlinson is not.
by Purpleanrainbow December 1, 2017
Get the Chavmug. A chav, or more commonly known as a retard is one who eats only at places that are near free. Example: a bin. They wear only tracksuits and select fabric that they find that has at least:
-Been worn 40 times (minimum)
-Been run over by a car that has been stolen
-Had spilt food on it
-Was made in a country they think is a city
A typical chav, would go around, spitting on people because it marks their territory. Eat at McDonalds for nearly every meal, except when they get paid (by stealing) and actually pay for their meal.
A male chav is incredibly bad tempered and rapes the nearest female when he is ready, usually at the age of 12-15.
A female chav is always looking for a mate. As soon as she is born she tries to wear thongs infront of fellow chavs and lose her virginity at the age of 11-13. If she hasn't, her parents will spank her until she is forced to say 'I will not rob McDonalds for a month.
Chavs usually use insults such as 'DICKHEAD' and 'BELLEND' without actually knowing what it means. They tend to live in the back gardens of those on holiday or in someone's unused room without them knowing. Their natural habitat is a bin.
-Been worn 40 times (minimum)
-Been run over by a car that has been stolen
-Had spilt food on it
-Was made in a country they think is a city
A typical chav, would go around, spitting on people because it marks their territory. Eat at McDonalds for nearly every meal, except when they get paid (by stealing) and actually pay for their meal.
A male chav is incredibly bad tempered and rapes the nearest female when he is ready, usually at the age of 12-15.
A female chav is always looking for a mate. As soon as she is born she tries to wear thongs infront of fellow chavs and lose her virginity at the age of 11-13. If she hasn't, her parents will spank her until she is forced to say 'I will not rob McDonalds for a month.
Chavs usually use insults such as 'DICKHEAD' and 'BELLEND' without actually knowing what it means. They tend to live in the back gardens of those on holiday or in someone's unused room without them knowing. Their natural habitat is a bin.
by I'm Teh Rel Big Shaq Ting April 19, 2018
Get the chavmug. 
A chav is a woman/man who believes they are superior to everyone else in the world. The woman chavs wear orange foundation and thick eyebrows and very thick dark brown contour . They usually have huge thick eyelashes too. There language mainly is a very strong London accent and both genders vocabulary constantly consists of “innit” “bruv” and other slang . Both genders normally hang around McDonald’s and always have a a puff bar in a pocket . the female chav usually has fake designer bags and there’s probably slept for around 50 men.
by The gangster cat March 27, 2022
Get the Chavmug. A working class lad who wears a two-piece sport tracksuit and nike 270s. He carries his mum's kitchen knife because he thinks he's hard and shouts at McDonalds staff for forgetting to put another pickle In his Big Mac. He smokes shit weed on the daily and will tell you to go go suck your mum
by Snowflakemelter March 10, 2020
Get the Chavmug. Commonly used to describe a man who is extremely fixated on his favourite teams success, be it school team at any level, local team, or big city team of any sport at any level for that matter. There immense passion and hatred for the opponent can be so strong he can resort to violence or threats of violence to defend its honour should his will of fire be tested. Can often times be thugs to an extent, can be spotted but there poor choice of clothes. Fear the p chav as it can come from anywhere at anytime nowadays, but more recently online with the popularity of social media.
“Ah I hope Arsenal win tonight! Big game in the europa league group stage against Estonian league champions Flora! Must win!” “Hey Bob look it’s a fucking p chav” “fucking great job Ron you got us tickets in the p chav section”
by A man who knows too much. December 3, 2020
Get the p chavmug. a chav is a type of person from a working class family who urinates in stair wells and wears track suit bottoms 24/7.
hello there mate! you are a nice looking chav aren't you! (chav" oi go away bruv you dont know who i am".
by fuckor November 1, 2020
Get the chavmug.