candy pie

When a girls pussy got some stanky smell.

"You cookin tacos?"
"No?"
"DAYUMM GIRL, yo candy pie STANK."

by justinsnyder. March 5, 2009

Candy hole

Pussy,cunt ,twat ect.

She's got a good candy hole.

by The Fury 13 October 26, 2010

candy corn

The reason why it tastes like shit is because the candy that's left over is recycled for next Halloween. Hell, they even take the uneaten candy corn from the trash and wipe off the spit and crap.

I tried the candy corn at the party, and I puked up blood because it had expired to the point where the bacteria on it evolved into flesh-eating pathogens.

by sarcastic November 3, 2003

candy canes

A word used for drugs. Most of the time it's cocaine.

Drug Dealer:Jou vant sum candy canes man?
Street Dude:What the fuck is a candy cane????
Drug Dealer:cocaina

by Go Fuck YO SELF August 14, 2007

Siamese Candy

When two pieces of candy are stuck together forming one bigger piece. Candy can also be subsituted for the type of candy you are eating. For example: Siamese Skittle, Siamese Mike and Ike, Siamese Milk Dud, ect.

Dude 1: "Hey man, can I have a skittle?"
Dude 2: "Sure."
Dude 1: "Eww, I dont want this piece."
Dude 2: "What's wrong with it?"
Dude 1: "It's Siamese Candy."

by Jared77 June 23, 2009

Eye candy

Something that is fun to look at or see

Guy 1: what are you playing?
Guy 2: Battlefield 1
Guy 1: looks fun

Guy 2: yeah it has a lot of eye candy

by Savagecabbage29 April 23, 2017

Lap Candy

Very similar to arm candy, but the lady sits on the man's lap. The lady can be going out with the man, or she just decided to sit there, making the guy look cooler.

Wow was Cassidy Jack's lap candy last night?

Yeup Jack looked pretty cool with Cassidy on his lap.

by MGunner December 11, 2011