chickenshit caucus

Congressional cowards who live in terror of a congealed marmalade hairball’s mood swings. Willing to deny reality rather than defy a sociopath or acolytes of a sociopath.

“Not exactly a surprise, the chickenshit caucus let Trump off again.”
“Damn, they’ll lick the crap off the boot on their own necks.”

by weblizard February 13, 2021

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David Caruso sunglasses

The way David Caruso always takes off his sunglasses.

Dustin Hoffman must have taught David Caruso the David Caruso sunglasses.

by Solid Mantis February 24, 2021

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Prickly Cactus

A shave that will blow your head off.

Okay, so this girl had a prickly cactus and I got blood all over my chin. I don’t know if that girl was a man or a woman though.

by DrLittleUnderheptoblow April 12, 2021

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Someone who is adamant about giving their opinions and honesty. At the same time they refuse to take criticism and default to a defensive mentality when they’re challenged or given advice. Walking hypocrisy.

Example 1:
Partner 1: You need to stop texting at the dinner table, it’s very rude.
Partner 2: You literally have an ipad out and you’re watching the Bachelor.
Parter 1: I DIDN’T GET TO WATCH THE EPISODE LAST NIGHT!
Partner 2: You’re bein a real screaming cactus right now

Example 2:

Partner 1: I don’t appreciate you leaving last night and not coming home, that hurt my feelings
Partner 2: I left because I found out you were cheating on me.
Parter 1: IT’S NOT MY FAULT, YOU WEREN'T GIVING ME ENOUGH ATTENTION!
Partner: You are acting like a screaming cactus

by SpeakEENG May 3, 2021

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