Definitions by weblizard

fauci’d 

Rejecting a romantic prospect when it becomes clear they are not taking pandemic precautions (masking, distancing) seriously.

“Hey, how’d it go with that hot guy on Tinder?”
“Fauci’d- he wouldn’t wear a mask, so I had to dump him.”

fauci’d by weblizard February 16, 2021

chickenshit caucus 

Congressional cowards who live in terror of a congealed marmalade hairball’s mood swings. Willing to deny reality rather than defy a sociopath or acolytes of a sociopath.

“Not exactly a surprise, the chickenshit caucus let Trump off again.”
“Damn, they’ll lick the crap off the boot on their own necks.”

chickenshit caucus by weblizard February 13, 2021

Ebola elbow 

The safe way to greet or say goodbye to people when highly infectious diseases are spreading through your town, country, or planet.
Usually delivered by a gentle sideways bump.

“Bro, whassup?”
“Hey, no bro-hugs these days, dude- give me an Ebola elbow”
::bumps::

Ebola elbow by weblizard March 18, 2020

PABIC 

Pussy Ass Bitch-In- Chief when a PAB invades the White House and embeds its feeding apparatus in a nation’s economy.

Man, that PABIC can’t handle being wrong about even the weather!
Alternative: PABUS (PAB of the United States)

PABIC by weblizard September 12, 2019

tltw 

1) Too Long To Write: a quick way to tell someone this is a long story. May be a topic either better discussed at length at a later time, in person, or simply left at that.

2) Too Lazy To Write: self-explanatory!

1) I was just diagnosed with _______ tltw...

2) Spent Saturday at home, in bed- tltw

tltw by weblizard November 17, 2009

mangerine

testicle- rhymes with tangerine

He claimed he lost a ball to testicular cancer, but I've seen him naked- he has has two mangerines...

mangerine by weblizard May 24, 2008