Connection Rape

The moment when you need your motherfucking-homie-internet-connection the most but it instead prefers to freaking backstab your ass and dies.

Gregpaulande: dude, I was sitting in my exam and wanted to google this shit to answer the shitass question and guess wtf happened?

AnDe: OMG what ?

Gregpaulande: connection rape af

by HugeCockLittleBrainAndy February 2, 2017

Connecticut River Run

When you she shows you her nips (nipples), so you take out two nips (miniature alcohol bottles), open them on her nipples, and chug half of each bottle. Pour the rest of the alcohol in her pussy and fuck her, using the alcohol as lube.

Dude did you hear what Andrew did with his girlfriend last night? He got really drunk and did a connecticut river run

by Yeaw May 30, 2018

Connecticut S'more

The act of making a s'more, however, You skewer the marshmellow over your dick and put it over the open flame. Do not try this home.

*guy blowing his buddy*
"Did You shave down here man it's so smooth?"

"Nah bro dude last night I was making a Connecticut S'more."

"Ah, that also explains the 3rd degree burns on your balls."

by Blowjobs from sock puppets June 13, 2018

connecticut potatoes

The rocks that are about a foot under the ground and make it wicked impossible to dig.

Can’t dig up a new garden because of all these damn Connecticut potatoes.

by Connecticunt May 7, 2018

connelia

A human with feet

Yeet: Connelia has a foot

by DenseCabbage April 22, 2019

Conner

Conner has really big dick and will clap your cheeks

Conner sup

by Rafsy October 17, 2019

Conner baker

Loves watching porn with brother and his mom great person 4 you
Creamed his mom
Uses a dildo broke it in his buttocks

Died tomorrow

lop sided head

Conner baker died tonight

by Fnnfjfndn November 21, 2019