chill your clit

letting someone know they have to calm down in a certain situation

Stephanie you have to chill your clit...that cute guy is obviously not interested in that skank.

by sas1130 July 10, 2010

Spit On My Clit

An expletive often used in its abbreviated form, S.O.M.C. Used when you are flustered with someone and need to yell something derogatory.

Lance: The Bee movie is better than Toy Story.

Chris: Spit on my clit lance! Your opinion is invalid.

by Me. Meme machine December 14, 2016

Clit-ass-trophy

Not at all associated with a catastrophe! A clitassthrophy is a trophy awarded at a swingers party to the filthiest prick to lick the most clits and arseholes in one night

That filthy prick's up for a clit-ass-trophy

by winkelTossa September 1, 2019

Cilit Clit Bang

The sexual act of using a cylindrical, large plastic bottle in place of a Dildo or Vibrator. If the bottles capacity is more than 1 litre then this is refered to as a Big Cilit Bang bang. Cilit clit bang is however the general term for this sexual act

'Wait untill you hear the crazy stuff I did last night'

'What happened?'

'Finally Ella let me cilit clit bang her. It was terrific.'

by Mixu P April 5, 2008

Shut your clit

A phrase used to shut somone up fast. Somone that is less of a person than you and basically an all around fag.

Ronnie: Hey i just got the new asher roth album

Me: shut your clit bitch! you have no friends!

by punani monster May 16, 2009

clit lickin' Sally

slang term for a lesbian, but more appropriately, a hardcore dyke

"I know this clit lickin' Sally who eats more pussy than a poor Chinese family."

by cuntMasterflex April 19, 2007

clit-trap

When a women interferes with another woman's attempt to sleep with a man. Think cock-block, but for women.

"Shit! That bitch clit-trapped me!" Or "Bitch! She be clit-trappin' my ass"

by Daniel Francis Haber February 19, 2008