by sas1130 July 10, 2010
An expletive often used in its abbreviated form, S.O.M.C. Used when you are flustered with someone and need to yell something derogatory.
Lance: The Bee movie is better than Toy Story.
Chris: Spit on my clit lance! Your opinion is invalid.
Chris: Spit on my clit lance! Your opinion is invalid.
by Me. Meme machine December 14, 2016
Not at all associated with a catastrophe! A clitassthrophy is a trophy awarded at a swingers party to the filthiest prick to lick the most clits and arseholes in one night
by winkelTossa September 01, 2019
The sexual act of using a cylindrical, large plastic bottle in place of a Dildo or Vibrator. If the bottles capacity is more than 1 litre then this is refered to as a Big Cilit Bang bang. Cilit clit bang is however the general term for this sexual act
'Wait untill you hear the crazy stuff I did last night'
'What happened?'
'Finally Ella let me cilit clit bang her. It was terrific.'
by Mixu P April 05, 2008
A phrase used to shut somone up fast. Somone that is less of a person than you and basically an all around fag.
by punani monster May 17, 2009
by cuntMasterflex April 12, 2007
When a women interferes with another woman's attempt to sleep with a man. Think cock-block, but for women.
by Daniel Francis Haber February 19, 2008