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smiling christopher

a bald round headed lesbian looking guy who listens to blackpink and think bts and stray kids are dating. He makes cardboard blackpink members and he jerks off on it. He makes dirty fan art about lesbian blackpink and jerks off to it. he also takes alabama jokes seriously and acts on it

hes from ohio
i just saw a smiling christopher walk out of a sex shop with micro condoms.
by meaty360 October 23, 2022
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Harvey Christopher Mills

Harvey Christopher MIlls is someone with amazing rizz, some may call him The Rizzard Of Oz.
"Wow, look at Harvey Christopher MIlls rizz up Johan Parda, he really is The Rizzard Of Oz," Said someone.
by COCLOVER123 January 5, 2023
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Cheesy Christopher

A homosexual act of fellatio involving rubbing dick cheese around a mans mouth to make a funny mustache.
Dude I gave ron a cheesy christopher last night
by Jojohawk June 2, 2023
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Cody Christopher Smith

literally the best person you will ever meet in your whole life, he’s smart, understanding, hilarious and can be super lovey at times. He’s also very protective of the people he loves the most. Most people would value him a “good friend”
“Wanna hangout later?”
Yeah sure! Why don’t we invite Cody Christopher Smith!”
by kioalaa July 15, 2023
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Dirty Christopher

The act of eating shit leaving a fecal mustache. Then taking back shots with said fecal stached face hitting the headboard
"Did you hear Jacob got Dirty Christopher - ed? I bet he's gonna be cleaning his bed for days."
by SheGrabOnMyDickLikeaHandle999 January 12, 2024
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'Dirty Christopher'

The act of eating shit leaving a fecal mustache. Then taking back shots with said fecal stached face hitting the headboard
"Did you hear Jacob got 'Dirty Christopher' - ed? I bet he's gonna be cleaning his bed for days."
by SheGrabOnMyDickLikeaHandle999 January 12, 2024
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A Christopher in Alabama

A fagg0t that is situated in Alabama
Normal ducking person: “hello how are ya?”
Chris the f4g 👨🏻: “FIFI!!”
Normal ducking person: “uhh…”

That would be considered a normal conversation with a Christopher in Alabama
by Hey_oh March 16, 2024
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