Charlie bit me 

A video of a young British kid putting his finger in his baby brother, Charlie's mouth. Charlie bites his finger and the kid complains saying Charlie bit him. The video has been parodied numerous times on Youtube with people dubbing the voices from the original video over something different.

"Charlie ow ow OWWWWW!!!!.....CHARLIE!!!.....Charlie bit me..."

Charlie bit me by WelfareChris April 3, 2008

Charlie Crist

Getting married to hide the fact you're gay

The gov. of Florida is pulling a Charlie Crist to further his career

Charlie Crist by Julio Augustine December 9, 2008

Charlie Sheen 

A drug that can only be consumed by Charlie Sheen himself. It is unavailable because of the damage it will do to you. It has face melting power and can cause death.

"I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body" -Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen by sportsfan101990 March 15, 2011

Charlie Brown Teacher

Any speech that has been slurred from drunkenness, distorted by lousy loudspeakers, or just rendered incomprehensible by other means. Refers to the "whaa-whaa-whaa" trombone effect from old Peanuts TV specials, indicating when an adult was speaking. Originally used in this context Feb. '06 on the DCRTV.COM (Washington area radio and television) website .

(Loudspeakers at Philadelphia's 30th Street Amtrak station) "Whaa-whaa-whaa Track 6".

Ed: Sounds like they hired a Charlie Brown Teacher to do the announcements.

Charlie Brown Teacher by Unkie Al February 11, 2006

Charlie Brown Christmas tree 

1) A pathetic little twig that's left on the Christmas tree lot on Christmas Eve.

2) Any pathetic-looking thing that might possibly be redeemed with some love.

1) I have no money, so I'm going to wait until Christmas Eve and get me a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.

2) Everyone told Muffy that her computer geek boyfriend was a loser, but now he's pulling down $100G a year--turns out he was a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.

Charlie Brown Christmas tree by Justanotherwoodchuck November 29, 2005

Charlie Campbell 

A St. Michael's legend - in some ways an oxymoron, a nice guys who's down to earth but went to Michaels.

That guy is a real Charlie Campbell

Charlie Campbell by Gavvvvers March 10, 2017

Charlie Abbott 

A kid that's fucking gay

Charlie Abbott = Fucking Gay

Charlie Abbott by Louise Wilson February 6, 2019