Date care

1) When your boo needs to bring his illegitimate child with on your date cause it's his turn according to his baby mama

2) When your boo needs to bring his younger siblings with him on a date cause he's babysitting

Going on a date care with my boo cause the DNA test claimed that he's the baby daddy.

by JRODMIAMI February 18, 2018

Critical Care

A medical specialty specializing in the care of those in the critical profession. Including movie critics, food critics, fashion critics, etc.

Also, these specialists tend to be gay.

Hey ladies, I'm studying to be a critical care doctor.

Soooo, you mean you're gay?

by Claudius Maximus November 29, 2010

I care charity group

People who really do give a shit about other people don't feel a need to get themselves or their charity group on a TV News Camera to promote themselves. People who haven't taken anything from anyone don't feel a need to give them a chicken each, or food. That kind of thing comes from someone or a group who sees themselves as shepards amongst sheep, walking behind them with a cane.

I care charity group is bullshit, they don't give a fuck about you.

by Solid Mantis April 1, 2021

Don't Care + Didn't Ask

A roast you use when you are not interested or not want to hear about something. It's also a comeback to insults or negative things people ask.

Bully: You're ugly and I hate you. You're such a dickhead and you probably don't have any friends
Me: Don't Care + Didn't Ask + You're Gay
Bully: *walks away*

by yomom123_44 February 15, 2024

Pediatric Palliative Care Tech

A special person that works/cares for terminally ill babies and children. Sometimes people up to the age of 21.

Definable as hand picked by God due to the unimaginable task of caring for them at the end of life. Earth Angel's. Someone who "walks these children home"

Person A: What do you do for a living?
Person B: I'm an EHCT specializing in Pediatric Palliative Care.A Pediatric Palliative Care Tech.

by anonymous October 16, 2022

.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 28, 2025

Urgent Care

A local clinic guilty of false advertising that claims to provide health care "urgently." The keyword "Urgent" is merely included to dissuade patients away from hospitals.

"I gotta run up to Urgent Care, be back in a few hours."

"Urgent Care? More like Eventual Care."

"Ryan went to Urgent Care, we have plenty of time to see a movie."

by Ryan Kulp May 31, 2023